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by pokermind » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:11 am | |
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Chief, "So Mange what have you got for us today?" Mange, <A guest poet, another of my imaginary friends. May I present Bullwinkle J Moose of the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show and a Honorverse poem?> "Oh no! More rotten poetry!" Bullwinkle, "Hey, I resemble that remark! We poets have sensitive feelings!" Stalks off the stage. <Now you did it he was going to draw a rabbit out of his hat!> "Knowing Bullwinkle more likely a Hexapuma, you stupid six limbed walking flea circus." <Better a flea circus than looking like the Goodyear Blimp, fatso!" Poker, Mange, and Bullwinkle . CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pokermind » Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:18 pm | |
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. CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pokermind » Sat Jun 22, 2013 8:03 am | |
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Chief, "Well since Dame Alice sailed to Beowulf's aid in A Raising Thunder need to add a line to:"
The Beowulfian Ladies: By CPO Poker Mind and SCF Mangy Fur Sung to the tune of of the traditional British sea shanty Spanish Ladies, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZfYtCLA23s Farewell and adieu to you, Beowulfian Ladies, Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Beowulf; For we've received orders for to sail for old Manticore, But we hope in a short time to see you once more. We will rant and we'll roar like true Manti sailors, We'll rant and we'll roar all across space once more. Until we strike in the orbit of old Manticore; From Beowulf to Sphinx is a hundred light years and more. We hove our ship to with the worm hole sou'west, boys We hove our ship to, deep sorrow at the sight; 'Twas forty-five days since the treacherous attack, So we squared our shoulders revenge for to take. We will rant and we'll roar like true Manti sailors, We'll rant and we'll roar all across space once more. Until we strike in the orbit of old Manticore; From Beowulf to Sphinx is a hundred light years and more. The first land we sighted was the ruin of Hephaestus, The Ruin of Yalta Crossing, Black Water Clan and Treecat innocence; We sailed by smoking Hephaestus, by the ruined yards, and O'l Landing We assumed stationary orbit over Old Landing to await the Bastards. We will rant and we'll roar like true Manti sailors, We'll rant and we'll roar all across space once more. Until we strike in the orbit of old Manticore; From Beowulf to Sphinx is a hundred light years and more. Then the signal was made for the grand fleet to fight, And all hoped the enemy would surrender in the light, But the missiles let go and ours in answer in a show stopper, All spacers must cry at the carnage, the wrecked fleet a sight, We will rant and we'll roar like true Manti sailors, We'll rant and we'll roar all across space once more. Until we strike in the orbit of old Manticore; From Beowulf to Sphinx is a hundred light years and more. Now the Solies thought they'd easily destroy us by coming at our back through Beowulf Dame Alice led us chasing the Solies out So its hello again you fair Beowulfian ladies We will rant and we'll roar like true Manti sailors, We'll rant and we'll roar all across space once more. Until we strike in the orbit of old Manticore; From Beowulf to Sphinx is a hundred light years and more. Now let ev'ry man drink off his full bumper, And let ev'ry man drink off his full glass; We'll drink and be jolly and drown melancholy, And here's to the health of each true-hearted lass. (or 'soul') We will rant and we'll roar like true Manti sailors, We'll rant and we'll roar all across space once more. Until we strike in the orbit of old Manticore; From Beowulf to Sphinx is a hundred light years and more. Gentle-beings, the Queen: Mange, <Chief, now that we have a multi-species navy, 'Gentlebeings the Queen,' is a much better toast.> "OK. For more sea shanties reworked for the Honorverse see http://forums.davidweber.net/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=2543." Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by smr » Sun Jun 23, 2013 2:11 am | |
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Please Pokermind let this topic die...I am begging you this topic should die a natural death! Sorry but this topic deserves a natural death!
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by Werrf » Sun Jun 23, 2013 3:01 am | |
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A natural death? In the Honorverse?! Surely thou kiddest! |
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by KNick » Sun Jun 23, 2013 3:24 am | |
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It happens sometimes, occasionally, once in a while. Of course, there is always the unnatural death of Duckk, although that happens only seldom. _
Try to take a fisherman's fish and you will be tomorrows bait!!! |
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by Spacekiwi » Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:46 am | |
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Everyone around here has to Duckk occasionally to avoid the crossfire from the humour...........
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by pokermind » Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:41 am | |
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Mange, <Ah Chief, Page two again.>
Chief, "Yep, and no brave soul came up with a good joke, you got one?" <Kind of, What do you call a two-leg poster who voices wild unsupported claims of poor writing in the Honor Harrington Series on these forum while attacking Runs-For-Celery?> "A Troll? A Flamer?" <No, Speedy57.> "Did you notice the offending thread was dunked by the Duckk?" <The Duckk finally made ups his feather covered mind that the series of posts were slow spam?> "Hey you six limbed walking flea circus don't insult the Duckk, you'll get us in trouble." "Oops!" Poker & Mange PS Since the Thread http://forums.davidweber.net/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4299 was removed I repeat post that is the source of this joke:
The Duckk if the topic of the thread is worthy will lock contentious threads, but in this case it was removed. . CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by Seawolf509 » Fri Jun 28, 2013 11:19 am | |
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Why do tree cats make perfect public officals?
Cause with six limbs they can: See no evil Hear no evil Speak no evil. |
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by Seawolf509 » Fri Jun 28, 2013 11:20 am | |
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What did female treecat say to the male treecat at the celery patch???
Nothing they are telepaths dummy! |
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