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by pokermind » Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:35 pm | |
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A duck-filled flattypuss? What a Werrfless pun.>
Twang tee twang twang ... twang twang Chief, "Snarks at Admirals Snarks again." "Yah a real Snarkasaurus!" <Ah well time for Jackie Gleason anyway.> Poker, Mange & guests CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pokermind » Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:13 am | |
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Chief, "And now a great song from the famous composer of Grayson Classical Music Runs-for-Celery. Hit it Mange." Chief baying like a Missouri Canary, mule you all:
Twang tee twang twang ... twang twang Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by kenl511 » Sat Jun 08, 2013 8:52 am | |
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SL Mandarin's Anthem:
Pigs at the trough, what'll we do? Pigs at the trough, what'll we do? Pigs at the trough, what'll we do? Keep the slop a flowing. League worlds acting up, hey what's up? League worlds acting up, hey what's up? League worlds acting up, hey what's up? send in the Gendarmes. |
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by pokermind » Tue Jun 11, 2013 11:28 am | |
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<Damn it Chief, you let Honorvers Humor or lack thereof get on page two again!> Chief shrugging, "Sorry, perhaps repeating joke making instructions for all the new bees will bring forth new jokers. The old Chief's instructions on changing jokes into Honorverse jokes for Honorverse Humor or lack thereof:"
<Come on try it. Perhaps changing an Austrilian joke, 'New Zealand, where men are men and sheep are nervous," hmm, 'Mesa, where Genies are Genies and near sheep are nervous?'> Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pushmar » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:36 am | |
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Okay, some low-brow humor, limerick-style:
That pretty, young admiral from Sphinx She can’t keep herself out of high jinks Every time she gets home Hamish gets her alone, And she can’t even get forty winks! |
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by pushmar » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:49 am | |
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Here's another. Sorry, I can't help it, I'm on a roll...
That redoubtable admiral Gold Peak For her Empresses foes she did seek That tenth fleet, it is mean And now Talbott is clean, But for Mesa it looks rather bleak |
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by pushmar » Wed Jun 12, 2013 2:15 am | |
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More nonsense:
Our wise Empress ruling from Landing, Has standards that are quite demanding. Parliament gives her grief High Ridge gives no relief, Yet her Empire keeps on Expanding! - or - There once was a treecat called Mange Who was bored, so he looked for a change. Then he teamed up with Poker - And became quite a Joker Now that bonded pair – boy, are they strange! Poker, Mange, you guys can take a little jabbing, right? Come on, it wasn't THAT bad, was it? |
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by pushmar » Wed Jun 12, 2013 2:33 am | |
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The once was a power tech Named Stileman
Who ended up being quite a vile man With the skinsuit of Ginger he messed, her to injure But got his ass handed to him by Wanderman |
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by wholf359 » Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:36 pm | |
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Did you hear about the Courageous Honor Harrigton?
I did! I know she soon became a Star Knight of her kingdom! She has also proven to be completely Reliant and dependable as an officer! She has proven to have the usual Manticore Gift ability to be utterly deadly at what she sets her mind to! I agree, but why then is she still such a Trojan Horse to the SLN? |
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by pokermind » Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:29 pm | |
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Chief, "Good job mister Pushmar, Sir." Mange. <Another of my imaginary friends has a comment, Dot Warner, host of the Anamaniacs Poetry Corner.> <I was thinking of asking Bullwinkle of Bullwinkle's Poetry Corner, but he might be a tad before your time, youngling. After all you live right next to Whats-a-matter U > [To explain the inside joke between a pair Idahoans, Washington State University in Pullman, Washington is next door (eight whole miles) to University of Idaho in Moscow. WSU is jokingly called by U of I Students, or used to be anyway, the Zoo, or Whats-a-matter U from the old Rocky and Bullwinkle Show.] Poker, Mange, & Dot CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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