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by Werrf » Mon May 27, 2013 5:42 pm | |
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Email recently received by the Deneb Association (Administrators of the Deneb Accords):
From: Anonymous@Mesa.gov To: Amendments@Deneb-Accords.com Re: New Rule It is proposed that the involvement of any individual with the initials "H.H." in combat shall be construed as a war crime. Email recently received by the RMN's Board of Logistics: From: Bleek@Sphinx.net To: VAdmAnton.Toscarelli@Buships.Manticore.mil Re: Ship Provisioning Bleek bleek bleek bleek, bleek bleek bleek. Bleek bleek celery, bleek bleek. Bleeeeeek! Email recently received by the RHN's Fleet Logistics Command: From: Bleek@Sphinx.net To: AdmShannon.Foraker@Haven.Navy.mil Re: Diplomatic information Dere Shanon, 2 avoyd NE dyplo matic insidints, pls mek shore all shps r stoked wiv lots ov selery. Luv, Nimitz Email thread recently received by Isabel Bardasano of Mesa: From: Jack.MacBryde@Gamma.com To: Isabel.Bardasano@Onion.com Re: <No Subject> 5 From: Jack.MacBryde@Gamma.com To: Isabel.Bardasano@Onion.com Re: <No Subject> 4 From: Jack.MacBryde@Gamma.com To: Isabel.Bardasano@Onion.com Re: <No Subject> 3 From: Jack.MacBryde@Gamma.com To: Isabel.Bardasano@Onion.com Re: <No Subject> 2 From: Jack.MacBryde@Gamma.com To: Isabel.Bardasano@Onion.com Re: <No Subject> <Data corrupt or missing> Email recently received by the SLN's Board of Uniform Procurement: From: Ambassador@Manticore-Earth.gov To: SLN Uniforms Re: Fleet 2000 uniform redesign How about Red Shirts? |
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof. | |
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by KNick » Mon May 27, 2013 6:10 pm | |
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Good to have you back Werrf. Now there might be something funny to read here, unlike when Poker and Mange were on their own. Very nice E-mails.
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Try to take a fisherman's fish and you will be tomorrows bait!!! |
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by pokermind » Tue May 28, 2013 12:35 pm | |
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Try coming up with a joke every few days.
New artist tries Honor Harrington and other characters see her DA gallery here http://vatorx.deviantart.com/gallery/43717162
if you don't think our jokes are funny then post some of your own IE you don't like our jokes.> "Mange, you got to admit Admiral Werrf is better." <> Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by KNick » Tue May 28, 2013 3:49 pm | |
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Hi, Poker
It's simply a matter of personal taste. I happen to find Werrf's brand of humor more to my taste, whereas yours is a little to heavy handed. But then again, I don't like much of what they call comedy on TV either. Most of then are grounds for an instant channel change. My personal favorite comedies are "Body of Proof" and the three "CSI" series. Like I said, different tastes in humor. _
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by Howard T. Map-addict » Tue May 28, 2013 4:50 pm | |
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In HOUSE OF STEEL,
the symbol for the Grayson Office of Technology is s p o i l e r S p a c e a snake wrapped around an apple. if anyone does not get the reference, I read it as The Serpent, Eve, and Adam. HTM |
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by Werrf » Tue May 28, 2013 6:43 pm | |
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"Quantity has a quality all its own". If it weren't for Poker and Snarks-to-Admirals, there wouldn't be a thread for me to post on |
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by KNick » Tue May 28, 2013 7:01 pm | |
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That, of course, is a true statement. He does occasionally come up with a true belly laugher. Sometime intended, sometimes not. But if I really didn't like the thread, I wouldn't bother to read it. _
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by pokermind » Wed May 29, 2013 11:44 am | |
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Warning Shadow of Freedom spoiler joke
Chief, "Thank you and now for our new song, Go Mad Mike, Hit it mange."
Twang tee twang twang ... twang twang Chief, "Good night Grayson." Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pokermind » Fri May 31, 2013 8:22 am | |
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Chief, "Hi all,
The thread Fruit Salad has discussion of Honor's medals, and asks why she did not get the good conduct medal, a joke in it's self. A muzzle-loding club I know of had a plaque made up for when one did something stupid on the firing line, like shoot a ramrod. It consisted of a toilet seat with stuffed representation of a horse's rear end called 'The Horse's Ass Award.'" Mange, <Perhaps you two-legs can design such a medal for posters here? You would surely get it, Chief.> Twang tee twang twang ... twang twang "You mangy six-limbed walking flea circus you are a shoo in for one for Snarking at Admirals too." Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by Werrf » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:02 am | |
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What do you get if you cross a celery-eating duck with a treecat?
A duck-filled fattypuss. What do you get if you cross a celery-eating duck with a treecat that's been run over by a ground car? A duck-filled flattypuss. Why did Microsoft go out of business in the Honorverse? Warships don't have Windows. Why did Apple go out of business in the Honorverse? There's only room for one Mac. How did Guinness Breweries stay in business in the Honorverse? They merged with Apple and started providing Stewards to the RMN. How well did the Grayson child do in school? The Tester knows. |
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