Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by Seawolf509 » Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:39 am
Seawolf509 Captain of the List Posts: 403 Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:31 am	I thought the best thing about being a mortician was that your clients can't complain if they don't like the job you did.
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by Seawolf509 » Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:39 am

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I thought the best thing about being a mortician was that your clients can't complain if they don't like the job you did.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by pokermind » Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:53 pm
pokermind Fleet Admiral Posts: 4002 Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:58 am Location: Jerome, Idaho, USA	Seawolf509 wrote:I thought the best thing about being a mortician was that your clients can't complain if they don't like the job you did. Chief, "Hi Seawolf509, "But the joke kinda dead." <You're just jealous and can't with competition.> "You traitorous six limbed walking flea circus!" <Temper. Temper.> Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat. "Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by pokermind » Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:53 pm

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Seawolf509 wrote:I thought the best thing about being a mortician was that your clients can't complain if they don't like the job you did.

Chief, "Hi Seawolf509,

"But the joke kinda dead." :lol:

<You're just jealous and can't

with competition.>

"You traitorous six limbed walking flea circus!"

<Temper. Temper.>

Poker & Mange

CPO Poker Mind

and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by pokermind » Tue Apr 16, 2013 6:25 pm
pokermind Fleet Admiral Posts: 4002 Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:58 am Location: Jerome, Idaho, USA	<You let Humor get to page two! Shame on You!> Mange uses a hand gesture not able to be shown on a PG site. Chief, "Keep you fur on 'cat. You got a joke." <Other than you?> "Very funny 'cat. In any battle of whits," <I'll with you later. What did the adolescent person say on seeing the cute dappled female?> "Don't know I'm not a 'cat." <What a pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs.> "You're shameless and stole that joke!" Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat. "Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by pokermind » Tue Apr 16, 2013 6:25 pm

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<You let Humor get to page two! Shame on You!> Mange uses a hand gesture not able to be shown on a PG site.

Chief, "Keep you fur on 'cat. You got a joke."

<Other than you?>

"Very funny 'cat. In any battle of whits,"

<I'll

with you later. What did the adolescent person say on seeing the cute dappled female?>

"Don't know I'm not a 'cat."

<What a pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs.>

"You're shameless and stole that joke!"

Poker & Mange

CPO Poker Mind

and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by pokermind » Sat Apr 20, 2013 6:54 pm
pokermind Fleet Admiral Posts: 4002 Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:58 am Location: Jerome, Idaho, USA	Chief, "Hey Mange if humans call lawyers sharks what do you treecats call them?" Mange, <Whistling Suckers, what you two legs call Sphinx Swamp Sirens > "Any other thoughts?" <Last year runsforcelery suggested they didn't know rather SoF or CoG would be the next novel, they cover the same time period. Given the Onion's plan to disguise Operation Houdini with nuclear weapons I wonder if the Cauldron of Ghosts is a bombed out Mesa? Perhaps we will see Mike meeting the spies among the ruins searching for a clue as to where the Onion has vanished to now? We'll see eventually.> "Hmm? Eric Flint said Cauldron of Ghosts is a working title, picking round such sooty ruins both Anton and Victor could end up looking like black face minstrels, perhaps the final title will be Mammy?" <CHIEF! That's so politically incorrect!" Chief Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat. "Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by pokermind » Sat Apr 20, 2013 6:54 pm

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Chief, "Hey Mange if humans call lawyers sharks what do you treecats call them?"

Mange, <Whistling Suckers, what you two legs call Sphinx Swamp Sirens

>

"Any other thoughts?"

<Last year runsforcelery suggested they didn't know rather SoF or CoG would be the next novel, they cover the same time period. Given the Onion's plan to disguise Operation Houdini with nuclear weapons I wonder if the Cauldron of Ghosts is a bombed out Mesa? Perhaps we will see Mike meeting the spies among the ruins searching for a clue as to where the Onion has vanished to now? We'll see eventually.>

"Hmm? Eric Flint said Cauldron of Ghosts is a working title, picking round such sooty ruins both Anton and Victor could end up looking like black face minstrels, perhaps the final title will be Mammy?"

<CHIEF! That's so politically incorrect!"

Chief

Poker & Mange

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and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by Emo Otaku » Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:01 pm
Emo Otaku Captain of the List Posts: 687 Joined: Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:52 am Location: Nottingham, England, UK	Seawolf509 wrote:I thought the best thing about being a mortician was that your clients can't complain if they don't like the job you did. Well if they do come to complain that's a whole other problem, and I hope you've been keeping up to date with your Zombie Survival Guide ~~~~~~ Sanity is merely the consensus of the Insane
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by Emo Otaku » Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:01 pm

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Seawolf509 wrote:I thought the best thing about being a mortician was that your clients can't complain if they don't like the job you did.

Well if they do come to complain that's a whole other problem, and I hope you've been keeping up to date with your Zombie Survival Guide

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Sanity is merely the consensus of the Insane

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by pokermind » Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:22 am
pokermind Fleet Admiral Posts: 4002 Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:58 am Location: Jerome, Idaho, USA	<What's the difference between the People and a buzz saw?> Chief, "Don't know." <Buzz saws don't hold grudges when they with enemies.> "Why was the treecat arrested for treason?" <Because when asked how the war was going he answered> Bleek by NeoSilverThorn http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Bleek-24216592 Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat. "Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by pokermind » Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:22 am

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<What's the difference between the People and a buzz saw?>

Chief, "Don't know."

<Buzz saws don't hold grudges when they

with enemies.>

"Why was the treecat arrested for treason?"

<Because when asked how the war was going he answered>

Bleek by NeoSilverThorn
http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Bleek-24216592

Poker & Mange

CPO Poker Mind

and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by pokermind » Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:16 am
pokermind Fleet Admiral Posts: 4002 Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:58 am Location: Jerome, Idaho, USA	Chief, "At the bottom again with a tooth ache, can you think of a joke Mange?" Mange, <Tooth aches are catching, no can do.> "Sigh, well a guest comic from the my little pony universe:" "Try him you might like him" http://questionthemajority.deviantart.com/gallery/ <Ouch it hurts to laugh.> Poker and Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat. "Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by pokermind » Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:16 am

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Chief, "At the bottom again with a tooth ache, can you think of a joke Mange?"

Mange, <Tooth aches are catching, no can do.>

"Sigh, well a guest comic from the my little pony universe:"

"Try him you might like him"

http://questionthemajority.deviantart.com/gallery/

<Ouch it hurts to laugh.>

Poker and Mange

CPO Poker Mind

and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by Spacekiwi » Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:38 pm
Spacekiwi Admiral Posts: 2634 Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:08 am Location: New Zealand	pokermind wrote:Chief, "At the bottom again with a tooth ache, can you think of a joke Mange?" Mange, <Tooth aches are catching, no can do.> "Sigh, well a guest comic from the my little pony universe:" "Try him you might like him" http://questionthemajority.deviantart.com/gallery/ <Ouch it hurts to laugh.> Poker and Mange oh jeez. you're a brony..... ` ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ its not paranoia if its justified... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by Spacekiwi » Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:38 pm

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pokermind wrote:Chief, "At the bottom again with a tooth ache, can you think of a joke Mange?"

Mange, <Tooth aches are catching, no can do.>

"Sigh, well a guest comic from the my little pony universe:"

"Try him you might like him"

http://questionthemajority.deviantart.com/gallery/

<Ouch it hurts to laugh.>

Poker and Mange

oh jeez. you're a brony.....

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
its not paranoia if its justified...

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by pokermind » Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:36 pm
pokermind Fleet Admiral Posts: 4002 Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:58 am Location: Jerome, Idaho, USA	<A religious joke: GOD HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR A woman received a call that her daughter was sick. She stopped by the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said "I don't know how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God to send her HELP. Within 5 minutes a beat up old motorcycle pulled up. A bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. The man got off of his cycle and asked if he could help. She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick. I’ve locked my keys in my car. I must get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?" He said "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was open. She hugged the man and through tears said "Thank You SO Much! You are a very nice man." The man replied "Lady, I am NOT a nice man. I just got out of PRISON yesterday, I was in prison for car theft." The woman hugged the man again sobbing, "Oh, thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!" Is GOD Good or What! Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat. "Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by pokermind » Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:36 pm

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<A religious joke:

GOD HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR

A woman received a call that her daughter was sick.

She stopped by the pharmacy to get medication,

got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside.

The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground.

She looked at it and said "I don't know how to use this."

She bowed her head and asked God to send her HELP.

Within 5 minutes a beat up old motorcycle pulled up.

A bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag.

The man got off of his cycle and asked if he could help.

She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick. I’ve locked my keys in my car. I must get home.

Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"

He said "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was open.

She hugged the man and through tears said "Thank You SO Much! You are a very nice man."

The man replied "Lady, I am NOT a nice man. I just got out of PRISON yesterday,

I was in prison for car theft."

The woman hugged the man again sobbing, "Oh, thank you God!

You even sent me a Professional!"

Is GOD Good or What!

Mange

CPO Poker Mind

and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by pokermind » Fri May 03, 2013 8:17 am
pokermind Fleet Admiral Posts: 4002 Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:58 am Location: Jerome, Idaho, USA	Mange, <So Chief what have you been up too?> Chief, "Mucking around making some Honorverse icons from Zenzmurfy's Fan art http://zenzmurfy.deviantart.com/gallery/28006646. Want to see?" <Glutton for punishment that I am, why not.> "From http://zenzmurfy.deviantart.com/art/Periscope-337148791?q=gallery%3Azenzmurfy%2F28006646&qo=3 this icon ." "From http://zenzmurfy.deviantart.com/art/Fisher-Man-336180110?q=gallery%3Azenzmurfy%2F28006646&qo=4 this icon ." "From http://zenzmurfy.deviantart.com/art/treecat-concept-pic-8-343314180?q=gallery%3Azenzmurfy%2F20387150&qo=3 this icon ." :From http://zenzmurfy.deviantart.com/art/Stinker-Disc-336808445?q=gallery%3Azenzmurfy%2F28006646&qo=2 this icon, ." Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat. "Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by pokermind » Fri May 03, 2013 8:17 am

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Mange, <So Chief what have you been up too?>

Chief, "Mucking around making some Honorverse icons from Zenzmurfy's Fan art http://zenzmurfy.deviantart.com/gallery/28006646. Want to see?"

<Glutton for punishment that I am, why not.>

"From http://zenzmurfy.deviantart.com/art/Periscope-337148791?q=gallery%3Azenzmurfy%2F28006646&qo=3 this icon