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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:31 pm

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Spoiler Joke from Beginings

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Mange, <What were Laughs brightly's famous last words?>

Chief, “Beats me.”
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<Read the following quote from BEGININGS:>

In 'THE BEST LAID PLANS' David Weber wrote:
[Laughs Brightly talking with his younger brother Sharp Nose while watching Dances on clouds.]

<She is truly Death Fang’s Bane’s daughter, however many the turnings between them, and not just because she, too, dances upon the clouds,> Laughs Brightly said quietly. <I have tasted Death Fang’s Bane many times in the memory songs, and this one . . . this one will be as strong, do as many things—or more—I believe.>

<Have you ever considered bonding with one of the two-legs?> Sharp Nose asked, and Laughs Brightly bleeked softly in amusement.

<Not I, little brother! If I had, I would probably have leapt at the chance to bond with her father when he was but little older than she is now. Yes, their mind-glows blaze bright, but their lives are too short. There are too many wonders in this world still for me to see to bind myself to a two-leg, even one as youthful as this youngling, and miss so many of them! Besides, she is Deep Roots’ daughter even more than she is Death Fang’s Bane’s. Like him, she is bound for other worlds, other suns, and I am a child of this world, Sharp Nose. Scout though I may be, I do not wish to leave it.>


<As you see yielding Laughs Brightly's famous last words, "I'll not bond with Dances on Clouds preferring to be safely home and not leave the planet," NOT :!: >

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“This is supposed to be Honorverse Humor not Honorverse Trivial Pursuit.”

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Seawolf509   » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:24 pm

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Meshakhad wrote:Q: What do you get when you cross Cordelia Ransom and a wild boar?
A: Executed by StateSec for treason!



A tape no one wants to look at?
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Seawolf509   » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:28 pm

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pokermind wrote:
<Dogs drool cats rule!>


Poker & Mange



We represent the Company that ownes the rights to the above phase please discontinue using it.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:09 am

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Chief, "I don't want Admiral Werrf to get a big head but David Weber quoted his joke in his latest Tweet:"

David Weber wrote:


@davidweber1 27 Mar

Quoting Werrf on the http://davidweber.net forums... "How do Manticoran sensor crews report no contacts on their watch?" "Not a Peep."


Mange, <Bye the bye he's my favorite jokester too.> :lol:

"Traitor!"

Mange a treecat shrug.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:04 am

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Chief, "You got a letter, Mange"

Seawolf509 wrote:
pokermind wrote:
<Dogs drool cats rule!>


Poker & Mange



We represent the Company that ownes the rights to the above phase please discontinue using it.



"Well Mange what are you going to do about it?"

<We of the people are direct souls so I'll>


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"Yep, you treecats are direct souls alright!"

@Seawolf509 If you'd check you PMs you'd have known this was coming ;)

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:19 pm

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<Now that you have had a chance to study the treecat Letter signs here, http://forums.davidweber.net/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4026 its time for your first test, two-legs,> Mange, Turning off his Sign Language translator device, then:

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Mange turning it back on, <Who will be the first student to post the answer to get a gold star on his forehead?>

Image <What you two legs need a hint?>

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Seawolf509   » Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:49 pm

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Now for the greatest challange treecats have ever faced... the feared



LAWYERS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:16 pm

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Seawolf509 wrote:Now for the greatest challange treecats have ever faced... the feared



LAWYERS!!!!!!!!!!!


Mange, <The nice thing about being an imaginary character they can't serve a summons on you ;) >

Mange
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by waddles for desert   » Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:21 pm

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Actually, they have killed some imaginary characters, and forced others into hiding or retirement.

It's not like they have never skinned a cat before.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:23 pm

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waddles for desert wrote:Actually, they have killed some imaginary characters, and forced others into hiding or retirement.

It's not like they have never skinned a cat before.


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