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by pokermind » Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:13 pm | |
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Mange, <We're on the bottom again and, it's your fault!>
Chief, "How do you figure that 'cat?" <You and your big mouth adding topics and, resurrecting the one on the Honor Harrington movie!> "Well the head of Bu Nine cleared up the confusion of some ancient data on line I'd shared and, so I thought I should fix it." <BU NINE! Bu Nine, they muffed up the male People's tail rings they should be called BU BEHIND THE EIGHT BALL if you ask me!> "Hey 'cat snarking at admirals is one thing but, snarking at the Ninth Space Lord will get us busted for sure!" Well new artist on DA here's a link to his Hexapuma in an astroid field http://sven1310.deviantart.com/art/Asteroidenfeld-359600976 thumbnail too dark to post. Here's one of Nanites in blood stream: http://sven1310.deviantart.com/art/Infiziert-359600245 again the thumbnail doesn't do it justice. Enjoy Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
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by pokermind » Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:15 pm | |
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Mange, <You let us get on page two, shame!>
Chief, "New blood making new topics." Shrug, then, "Did you see this one on page one?"
<I'M OUTRAGED, KITTEN PORN!> <And deal harshly with such deviants!> "Yah, even encouraging eleven year old human mating would be culturally wrong. But I think it was just a simple math error on Redleg68's part." <OK, I won't turn him into a not so clean pile of bones as the People would any other kitten diddling pervert. I can understnd his problem the People have difficulty with math too. You two-legs and your base ten while every person should know base four is the way to go.> Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
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by pokermind » Sun Mar 17, 2013 3:09 pm | |
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<Chief you forgot it was St. Patrick's Day, here have a stout.>
"Thanks, and now for a musical interlude, Finagn's Wake with characters in Japanese Anime,: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKkuAG5ffv0 Enjoy," Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pokermind » Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:33 am | |
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Mange, <Hey Chief Did you see this one in the Free-Range Topics... thread Cowers in Branches thread?>
Chief, "No, what advice did you give Redleg68?" <When she is old enough I suggest fostering her with a near by clan to learn her own culture and mind control so she can interact with others of her species, and develop her mind voice. Obviously she has not learned claw control hence your name Red Leg.> "Hey 'cat how can a human know when a treekitten is old enough to foster?" <Simple when they are weaned off milk and eating solid food.> "Why is fostering so important?" <You are ignorant have you not read of the wild children of your own species, many fostered by wild wolves? It occasionally happens among the People that there are clan-less wild kittens too. Such are rarely tamed into clan life just as your wild children have difficulty being tamed to human culture. Learning to block unwanted mind voices, how to project mind voice without shouting, how to not project every thing you are thinking are things a young treekitten must learn to fit into society.> "OK I'm convinced but, where is the humor in this story?" <Foolish two-leg it's how Redleg68 got the name. The People could have call such a one Shredded Pants too.> "I still don't get the joke." Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
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by pokermind » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:22 pm | |
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Mange, <Knock Knock>
Chief "Who's There?" <Duckk.> "Duck who?" <Duck now or get a pie in the face!> Blitzwing, Skywarp, and Pie by sportswing http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Blitzwing-Skywarp-and-Pie-82244666 "New dueling style on the Landing dueling field?" Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
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by pokermind » Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:05 pm | |
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Mange, <Our newest song inspired by the up coming Honor Con in Greenville Banned From Greenville..> Twanging electric lyre music. Followed by the Chief’s Missouri Canary voice: “The denizens of the Honorverse shove leave heaved into Greenville for their curiosity to sate. “Now we’re banned from Greenville each and every one, and all for having just a little fun. “Chief Poker Mind for dancing on the bar; would he’d remembered his pants to don. “Now he’s banned from Greenville just for having a little fun. “Mange his treecat claws sharp carved pornographic treecat scenes upon the oaken bar. “Now he’s banned from Greenville just for having a little fun. <Now any of you who can’t attend and want to be part of this filk song write why you were banned, just one line then the refrain, IE: “your line here as to why you were banned. “Now (s)he’s banned from Greenville just for having a little fun.” Come on guys and galls have a little fun!> "Oh the tune of the famous Banned From Argo filk song we're parodying: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8lvwXx_Y8" <And an interview of our guest comic, Boris Badenov of Rocky and Bullwinkle: http://askborisbadenov.tumblr.com/post/45910445005/i-tracked-boris-down-at-megacon-and-asked-him-some#notes.> Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
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by Spacekiwi » Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:05 pm | |
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Spacekiwi's banned, for his stunts went too far, And now the hotel staff are all stuck at the bar.
Now he’s banned from Greenville just for having a little fun. XD `
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by pokermind » Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:07 am | |
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Spoiler Joke from Shadow of Freedom
Mange, <Where did Vice Admiral Oxana Dubroskaya spend his rest vacation at the end of The Battle of Saltash?> Chief, “Wasn’t he killed in the battle?” <True, but after the battle his atoms rested all over the Saltash system.> “Bleek, Bleek, Bleek, ... Bleek” Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
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by pokermind » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:27 am | |
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Mange, <You slacker you let us get shunted to page two!>
Chief shrugging, "So do you got a joke?" Mange, <Other than you? While dogs have owners, all cats have staff.> "Treecat speciesism eh?" <Dogs drool cats rule!> “Bleek, Bleek, Bleek, ... Bleek” Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
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by pokermind » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:13 am | |
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Spoiler Joke from Beginings
Mange, <Why does Honor Harrington’s Uncle Jacques call her mother Alison, “Ricky?”> Chief, “Beats me.” <After one of his favorite Kipling characters “Rikki-Tikki-Tavi,” whose motto had been “Run and find out.”> “Bleek, Bleek, Bleek, ... Bleek” “This is supposed to be Honorverse Humor not Honorverse Trivial Pursuit.” Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
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