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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:13 pm

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Mange, <We're on the bottom again and, it's your fault!>

Chief, "How do you figure that 'cat?"

<You and your big mouth adding topics and, resurrecting the one on the Honor Harrington movie!>

"Well the head of Bu Nine cleared up the confusion of some ancient data on line I'd shared and, so I thought I should fix it."

<BU NINE! Bu Nine, they muffed up the male People's tail rings they should be called BU BEHIND THE EIGHT BALL if you ask me!>

"Hey 'cat snarking at admirals is one thing but, snarking at the Ninth Space Lord Image will get us busted for sure!"

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Well new artist on DA here's a link to his Hexapuma in an astroid field http://sven1310.deviantart.com/art/Asteroidenfeld-359600976 thumbnail too dark to post.

Here's one of Nanites in blood stream:

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http://sven1310.deviantart.com/art/Infiziert-359600245 again the thumbnail doesn't do it justice.

Enjoy

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"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:15 pm

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Mange, <You let us get on page two, shame!>

Chief, "New blood making new topics." Shrug, then, "Did you see this one on page one?"

pokermind wrote:Hi Redleg68,

A little math first: Kitten’s age ART or HH13, (1922PD) minus IEH HH7, (1911 PD) equals eleven T-years or (11/5.22=) 2.1 Sphinxian years. Treecats are physically mature in eight Sphinxian years, humans at say seventeen T-years. So the Grayson kittens are equivalent to a human child of ((2.1 / 8)x 17 =) four and a half years old. Treecats are not considered adults until age ten Sphinxian years or 52 T-years. So, Redleg68, you want four and a half year old kids to mate? Shame on you, Mange is disgusted! ;)

Female treecats remain fertile for 150 T-years after reaching maturity and average a pregnancy every eight to ten T-years, with the pregnancy lasting 4.5 T-months or 13.5 T-weeks.[1][2] Treecats who have been adopted will foster the resulting treekittens with their or their mates clan. Military personnel who have been adopted by female treecats will be granted 'maternity leave' that can last from three years to as long as ten years if they are unable to foster the 'kittens. (HH6 , HH7) http://honorverse.wikia.com/wiki/Treecat


Redleg68, you're right Sam and Nimitz are overdue to have a second litter. :D

Poker

Redleg68 wrote:Samantha's kittens should be reaching adulthood. Have any of the adult treecats become mated pairs? How are the kittens doing in becoming useful members of Harrington Steadholder's Guard? Why hasn't Samantha had another litter of kittens? Surely she wants them and Nimitz has been around enough. Perhaps some of their off spring will become bonded with Honors Children or siblings.


:lol:


<I'M OUTRAGED, KITTEN PORN!>

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<And deal harshly with such deviants!>

"Yah, even encouraging eleven year old human mating would be culturally wrong. But I think it was just a simple math error on Redleg68's part."

<OK, I won't turn him into a not so clean pile of bones as the People would any other kitten diddling pervert. I can understnd his problem the People have difficulty with math too. You two-legs and your base ten while every person should know base four is the way to go.> Image

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Mar 17, 2013 3:09 pm

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<Chief you forgot it was St. Patrick's Day, here have a stout.>

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"Thanks, and now for a musical interlude, Finagn's Wake with characters in Japanese Anime,:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKkuAG5ffv0

Enjoy,"

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:33 am

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Mange, <Hey Chief Did you see this one in the Free-Range Topics... thread Cowers in Branches thread?>

Redleg68 wrote::? :shock: : I received a new furry companion. Call her Cowers in Branches as she was in Azalea hiding from an owl.
Only one of a litter of wild kittens and mother to survive.
She is only barely eyes open kitten. Feeding her with eyedropper right now. Hope she will be as much comfort as Nimitz was to Honor. When I investigated the Bush to see what the owl was after, she crept out into my arm and grabbed hold as the owl came back by I waved my other arm and she left us alone.

Cowers in Branches is Lemon yellow with a Dark ears and eyes and paws. Obviously a cross of some kind.LOL Only problem is she cries when I put her in her heated bed and starts trying to get back to my lap.


Chief, "No, what advice did you give Redleg68?"

<When she is old enough I suggest fostering her with a near by clan to learn her own culture and mind control so she can interact with others of her species, and develop her mind voice. Obviously she has not learned claw control hence your name Red Leg.> ;)

"Hey 'cat how can a human know when a treekitten is old enough to foster?"

<Simple when they are weaned off milk and eating solid food.>

"Why is fostering so important?"

<You are ignorant have you not read of the wild children of your own species, many fostered by wild wolves? It occasionally happens among the People that there are clan-less wild kittens too. Such are rarely tamed into clan life just as your wild children have difficulty being tamed to human culture. Learning to block unwanted mind voices, how to project mind voice without shouting, how to not project every thing you are thinking are things a young treekitten must learn to fit into society.>

"OK I'm convinced but, where is the humor in this story?"

<Foolish two-leg it's how Redleg68 got the name. The People could have call such a one Shredded Pants too.> Image

"I still don't get the joke." Image

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:22 pm

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Mange, <Knock Knock>

Chief "Who's There?"

<Duckk.>

"Duck who?"

<Duck now or get a pie in the face!>

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Blitzwing, Skywarp, and Pie by sportswing
http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Blitzwing-Skywarp-and-Pie-82244666

"New dueling style on the Landing dueling field?"

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"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:05 pm

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Mange, <Our newest song inspired by the up coming Honor Con in Greenville Banned From Greenville..> Twanging electric lyre music.

Followed by the Chief’s Missouri Canary voice:

“The denizens of the Honorverse shove leave heaved into Greenville for their curiosity to sate.

“Now we’re banned from Greenville each and every one, and all for having just a little fun.

“Chief Poker Mind for dancing on the bar; would he’d remembered his pants to don.

“Now he’s banned from Greenville just for having a little fun.

“Mange his treecat claws sharp carved pornographic treecat scenes upon the oaken bar.

“Now he’s banned from Greenville just for having a little fun.

<Now any of you who can’t attend and want to be part of this filk song write why you were banned, just one line then the refrain, IE:

“your line here as to why you were banned.

“Now (s)he’s banned from Greenville just for having a little fun.”

Come on guys and galls have a little fun!>

"Oh the tune of the famous Banned From Argo filk song we're parodying:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8lvwXx_Y8"

<And an interview of our guest comic, Boris Badenov of Rocky and Bullwinkle:

http://askborisbadenov.tumblr.com/post/45910445005/i-tracked-boris-down-at-megacon-and-asked-him-some#notes.>

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"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Spacekiwi   » Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:05 pm

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Spacekiwi's banned, for his stunts went too far, And now the hotel staff are all stuck at the bar.


Now he’s banned from Greenville just for having a little fun.



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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:07 am

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Spoiler Joke from Shadow of Freedom

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Mange, <Where did Vice Admiral Oxana Dubroskaya spend his rest vacation at the end of The Battle of Saltash?>

Chief, “Wasn’t he killed in the battle?”

<True, but after the battle his atoms rested all over the Saltash system.>

Image “Bleek, Bleek, Bleek, ... Bleek” Image

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:27 am

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Mange, <You slacker you let us get shunted to page two!>

Chief shrugging, "So do you got a joke?"

Mange, <Other than you? While dogs have owners, all cats have staff.>

"Treecat speciesism eh?"

<Dogs drool cats rule!>

Image “Bleek, Bleek, Bleek, ... Bleek” Image

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:13 am

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Spoiler Joke from Beginings

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Mange, <Why does Honor Harrington’s Uncle Jacques call her mother Alison, “Ricky?”>

Chief, “Beats me.” Image

<After one of his favorite Kipling characters “Rikki-Tikki-Tavi,” whose motto had been “Run and find out.”>

Image “Bleek, Bleek, Bleek, ... Bleek” Image

“This is supposed to be Honorverse Humor not Honorverse Trivial Pursuit.”

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"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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