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Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:20 pm

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Chief, "Well we were down a while but not out."

Mange, <I told you not to touch that button you ham fisted two-leg.>

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"Well the cover art is out for another upcoming Honorverse book:"

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Beginnings
Worlds of Honor 6
Edited By: David Weber
Release date: July 2013
Description: The hottest military science fiction series of all time continues with a collection of tales by New York Times bestselling authors Timothy Zahn, Charles E. Gannon, David Weber and more. Set in Weber’s Honor Harrington Series. http://books.simonandschuster.biz/Beginnings/David-Weber/9781451639032

<Good news of an upcoming book but, not very funny round boy.>

"OK a groaner just for you. Why did the watermellon have to get married?"

<You two-legs are weird fruit getting married?>

"Well it can't elope."

<WHAT :!: :( >

"It's a pun with another fruit cantaloupe."

<Two-legs :!: >

Poker & Mange
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"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pushmar   » Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:54 am

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One of my favorite line ... in the first chapter of Ashes of Victory, Hamish is wondering, "Why in Christ's name can the woman never bring a ship back intact?"
What a chauvinist! LOL!
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Spacekiwi   » Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:09 pm

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pushmar wrote:One of my favorite line ... in the first chapter of Ashes of Victory, Hamish is wondering, "Why in Christ's name can the woman never bring a ship back intact?"
What a chauvinist! LOL!




The emphasis was on the word that, not her gender.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:06 pm

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Spoiler Joke

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Mange, <What’re reading, Chief?.>

Chief, “About the Meusans in House of Steel. No wonder no one invites them to dinner.”

<Oh?>

“Yah, read this:”

Medusans produce a strong 'stomach acid' which they expelled over their food, then massaged it with their hands before squatting over it to eat it. This makes cooking their food mostly unnecessary. They can go for longer periods without feeding than a human can, though they grow gradually more torpid as time passes.

In Medusan culture, the touching and handing of partially digested food to other members of the social circle was a gesture of goodwill.


<What’s so bad about that?>

“Didn’t your mother tech you not play with your food let alone some one else’s?”

<Nope my mother was not a two-leg, but my litter mates taught me not to touch their food. I got to mention that having one squat over his food to regurgitate on it before handling it kind of grosses me out.>

"Well if they ever recruit Medusan Nomad Marines let's not invite one to the Chinamans."

<As long as he's buying I wouldn't mind.>

"You have no class!"

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Relax   » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:29 pm

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Pokermind gets the longest forum thread award! 53 pages now almost exclusively by himself!

Keep up the bad puns and even better art!
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Spacekiwi   » Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:06 am

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Good on ya poker for keeping this thread going so long. =D
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:14 pm

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Honorverse Humor or lack thereof had 29,184 view per 525 posts or 55.6views/post How does this compare?

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<OK round boy what does this show?>

"Hmm, more people are interested in the rules than a pretty face by a factor of 7 to 1, more are interested in movie actresses than jokes by 9/5, and more people are interested in Humor than missile defense by three to one."

<Is that what you mean by there is lying and lying with statistics?>

"Kind of. Proves the perverts here would rather ogle pretty face than read a joke. Perhaps I should post more art like this:"

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Honor Harrington by pecheresses
http://pecheresses.deviantart.com/art/Honor-Harrington-169423007

"But I still don't understand why more people would want to read the rule book than oogle a pretty face."

<Simple round boy you all start out as by the book Midshipmen.>

"That's nor polite."

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"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by rmsgrey   » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:07 am

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Views per post also reflects the rate of posting. I don't imagine the rules thread sees very many posts, while this thread gets posted in quite frequently...
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:52 pm

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pushmar wrote:One of my favorite line ... in the first chapter of Ashes of Victory, Hamish is wondering, "Why in Christ's name can the woman never bring a ship back intact?"
What a chauvinist! LOL!


A Bumper Sticker just for you Pushmar:

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Here if you want to down load image http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Can-The-Woman-Never-Bring-Back-a-Ship-Intctact-355603711

Oh CA-286 is HMS Fearless with joke bandage on stern.

Mange with shrug, <Just Honor salamandering about.>

Enjoy, Poker
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"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Meshakhad   » Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:40 pm

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Inspired by an old forum topic: Honorverse Titles We'd Like To See:

A Thousand Claws: The Treecat Invasion of Earth

A Rancher At War: the complete autobiography of General Steve Westman, Talbott Guard
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