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by pokermind » Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:20 pm | |
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Chief, "Well we were down a while but not out."
Mange, <I told you not to touch that button you ham fisted two-leg.> "Well the cover art is out for another upcoming Honorverse book:" Beginnings Worlds of Honor 6 Edited By: David Weber Release date: July 2013 Description: The hottest military science fiction series of all time continues with a collection of tales by New York Times bestselling authors Timothy Zahn, Charles E. Gannon, David Weber and more. Set in Weber’s Honor Harrington Series. http://books.simonandschuster.biz/Beginnings/David-Weber/9781451639032 <Good news of an upcoming book but, not very funny round boy.> "OK a groaner just for you. Why did the watermellon have to get married?" <You two-legs are weird fruit getting married?> "Well it can't elope." <WHAT > "It's a pun with another fruit cantaloupe." <Two-legs > Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pushmar » Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:54 am | |
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One of my favorite line ... in the first chapter of Ashes of Victory, Hamish is wondering, "Why in Christ's name can the woman never bring a ship back intact?"
What a chauvinist! LOL! |
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by Spacekiwi » Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:09 pm | |
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The emphasis was on the word that, not her gender. `
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by pokermind » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:06 pm | |
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Spoiler Joke
Mange, <What’re reading, Chief?.> Chief, “About the Meusans in House of Steel. No wonder no one invites them to dinner.” <Oh?> “Yah, read this:”
<What’s so bad about that?> “Didn’t your mother tech you not play with your food let alone some one else’s?” <Nope my mother was not a two-leg, but my litter mates taught me not to touch their food. I got to mention that having one squat over his food to regurgitate on it before handling it kind of grosses me out.> "Well if they ever recruit Medusan Nomad Marines let's not invite one to the Chinamans." <As long as he's buying I wouldn't mind.> "You have no class!" Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by Relax » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:29 pm | |
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Pokermind gets the longest forum thread award! 53 pages now almost exclusively by himself!
Keep up the bad puns and even better art! _________
Tally Ho! Relax |
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by Spacekiwi » Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:06 am | |
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Good on ya poker for keeping this thread going so long. =D
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by pokermind » Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:14 pm | |
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Honorverse Humor or lack thereof had 29,184 view per 525 posts or 55.6views/post How does this compare?
Forum Rules had 723.4 views per post. Who should play Honor Harrington had 97 views per post. Honorverse Humor had 55.6 views per post. Nimitz (Spoiler) had 40.5 views per post. Qadrants Power had 34.3 views per post. Incresing intercept Basket had 25.3 views per post. Spoiler Hi Lo subwall had 23.8 views per post. T'cat Bodyguards had 20.1 views per post. Power budget grav lance had 20 views per post. Shannon Foraker had 17.3 views per post. Better Missie Defense had 16.7 views per post. <OK round boy what does this show?> "Hmm, more people are interested in the rules than a pretty face by a factor of 7 to 1, more are interested in movie actresses than jokes by 9/5, and more people are interested in Humor than missile defense by three to one." <Is that what you mean by there is lying and lying with statistics?> "Kind of. Proves the perverts here would rather ogle pretty face than read a joke. Perhaps I should post more art like this:" Honor Harrington by pecheresses http://pecheresses.deviantart.com/art/Honor-Harrington-169423007 "But I still don't understand why more people would want to read the rule book than oogle a pretty face." <Simple round boy you all start out as by the book Midshipmen.> "That's nor polite." Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by rmsgrey » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:07 am | |
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Views per post also reflects the rate of posting. I don't imagine the rules thread sees very many posts, while this thread gets posted in quite frequently...
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by pokermind » Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:52 pm | |
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A Bumper Sticker just for you Pushmar: Here if you want to down load image http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Can-The-Woman-Never-Bring-Back-a-Ship-Intctact-355603711 Oh CA-286 is HMS Fearless with joke bandage on stern. Mange with shrug, <Just Honor salamandering about.> Enjoy, Poker CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by Meshakhad » Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:40 pm | |
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Inspired by an old forum topic: Honorverse Titles We'd Like To See:
A Thousand Claws: The Treecat Invasion of Earth A Rancher At War: the complete autobiography of General Steve Westman, Talbott Guard |
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