Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

Anything expressing treecat opinions on human bathroom fixtures or.treecat lack of bathrooms?

waddles for desert wrote:Anything expressing treecat opinions on human bathroom fixtures or.treecat lack of bathrooms?

IIRC treecats can and do use human facilities.

Poker

PS Can any one site text evidence, IIRC Honor said somewhere it took only a little time to train Nimitz to use human facilities. In OBS?
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Chief, "For you not on Baen's Bar a suggestion for a radio or TV show showcasing Bean stories, brought the following:"

Toni Weisskopf wrote: wrote on Fri, 11 January 2013 09:31
And I can be Alfred Hitchcock, and introduce each episode! -- Toni

"Then:"

Crazy Charlie AKA pokermind wrote:More like Rod Serling who wrote many of The Twilight Zone episodes.

Dress like Morticia Addams, David Weber as Uncle Fester, David Drake as Lurch, Eric Flint as Pugsly. Any suggestions for Gomez, Grandma-ma, and Wednesday from Baen's author stable?

Charlie

"Then:"

gwheelock wrote:Gomez? Definitly John Ringo ... especially with that "rack" that Gomez liked to use
for his back ...

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pokermind wrote:Chief, "For you not on Baen's Bar a suggestion for a radio or TV show showcasing Bean stories, brought the following:"

Toni Weisskopf wrote: wrote on Fri, 11 January 2013 09:31
And I can be Alfred Hitchcock, and introduce each episode! -- Toni

"Then:"

Crazy Charlie AKA pokermind wrote:More like Rod Serling who wrote many of The Twilight Zone episodes.

Dress like Morticia Addams, David Weber as Uncle Fester, David Drake as Lurch, Eric Flint as Pugsly. Any suggestions for Gomez, Grandma-ma, and Wednesday from Baen's author stable?

Charlie

"Then:"

gwheelock wrote:Gomez? Definitly John Ringo ... especially with that "rack" that Gomez liked to use
for his back ...

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Howard T. Map-addict wrote: wrote on Fri, 11 January 2013 12:46

Virginia Demarces

"Crazy Charlie wrote on Fri, 11 January 2013 12:13

[snip] Any suggestions for [snip] Grandma-ma, [snip]
Charlie "

Chief, "Come on guys, we still we need Wednesday, Thing, Cousin It, Kitty Cat, and Cleopatra the African Strangler from among Baen's stable of authors

The Addams Family Intro Theme Song 1964 - 1966:"



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YFk4b6yeX4

Mange, <You Clowns aren't going to let a bunch of Bar Flies beat you, are you?>

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Mange, <You let us get on the bottom of the page again, Chief!>

Chief, "Keep your fur on, 'cat. Honor is such strong female character I wounder if she's a dominatrix like this?

on their beach?"

<You two-legs are weird.>

"Yah, and here's my new tattoo in honor of you,"



<I need a drink!>

Twang Tee Tee Twang, Twang, Twang.

"Shave and a haircut, two bits!"

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Mange, <So chief what are you looking at?>

Chief, "The new cover art by Genkis of the French More Than Honor."



<Males of the people are grey not brown. Death Fangs are not armored like a Terrain armadillo. Why do your two-leg artists distort reality?>

"It's called artistic license. The brownish fur of the 'cat is more visible against the background, The armor makes the hexapuma more fierce looking. You did notice Climbs Quickly's net bag, the first commercial rendition of treecat native cultural accouterment?



Go here for the art without the lettering http://browse.deviantart.com/?order=5&q=Honor+Harrington#/d5sj346"

<That's just more of your two-leg Sophistry. You effete tub of lard.>

"That's great coming from a six limbed walking flea circus."

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a Naughty Moose posts:

Riddle asked in Baen's Bar:

What's the difference between HONORVERSE and BUSHIPS?

My answer: BUSHIPS is for numerical questions;
HONORVERSE is for all other DW subjects.

BUSHIPS is for
those folks who really-really want to compute
how many LACs can dance on the point of a Grav Lance.

Naughty Moose

Howard T. Map-addict wrote:a Naughty Moose posts:

Riddle asked in Baen's Bar:

What's the difference between HONORVERSE and BUSHIPS?

My answer: BUSHIPS is for numerical questions;
HONORVERSE is for all other DW subjects.

BUSHIPS is for
those folks who really-really want to compute
how many LACs can dance on the point of a Grav Lance.

Naughty Moose

Chief Pokermind, "I usually wait until humor is farther down before replying, but something came up in my PMs from one of the how many Arc-angles can dance on the tip of Merilin's nose boys in the Safehold Forum."

Snarks at Admirals AKA Mange, <Sir, if you wish to loge a complaint such as "Hey now, if you an misbehave everywhere you go on these forums, why can't we? " you should use to correct two-leg frozen-mouth-noise ('Human writhing' in treecat) when making a complaint. IE. 'Hey now, if you an misbehavior everywhere you go on these forums, why can't we? ' or 'Hey now, if you who misbehave everywhere you go on these forums, why can't we? '

<As to your point, Admiral, of course you can, just expect the odd smart Alick remark from the People (treecats).>

Redacted for privacy wrote:Hey now, if you an misbehave everywhere you go on these forums, why can't we?



Subject: Safehold Humor or lack thereof

Chief "Mange! You'll get us busted yet Snarking at admirals!"



"Treecatese for 'Like I give a rat's ass,' Sir."

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Mange, <Witty and pithy ain't I.>

Chief with a chuckle, "Yah, but will you keep your behavior polite outside the Honorverse more polite?"

<Hmm, let me think about it.>
<No, I refuse to think outside the box.>

"Treecats! Hey who's that alien with you?"



<Another imaginary mischievous alien from another verse, check him out in the comics here http://yonyonyon.deviantart.com/>

"Oh brother now Mange is visiting other author's universes!"

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Chief, "Many air-car accidents are caused by kids acting up in the back seat.

"While many kids are caused by accidents in the backseat of air-cars."

Mange, <Like many things in Two-Leg society its a Chicken vs. Egg conundrum which comes first the accident in the back seat or the air-car accident?>

"Foolish 'cat the accident in the back seat creates the kids to cause the air-car accident. Kinda like this quote from Runsforcelry:



<You and your bumper stickers. Do air-cars have bumpers?



"Cover art suggests not:"



<Hmm, the inventor of the air-car must have been British, the driver is on the right side not the left as in ancient calendar twenty-first century American cars.>

"You six limbed walking flea circus! You smart Alick 'cat!"

<You tub of lard! Ah well after insults like that I need a drink of fermented celery juice!>

Twang Tee Tee Twang, Twang, Twang.

"Shave and a haircut, two bits! Lush!"

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Chief, "Ah-chew! Darn creeping crud, I hate being sick."

Mange, <I don't enjoy it myself. The problem with the People's spelling shows itself in your spelling below,>

kenl511 wrote:

pokermind wrote:The thing I most want to see is the treecats able to communicate. Currently sign language limits them to communicating with just a select few humans knowing 'cat sign. As they sign spell can writing or key-boarding be far way?

Eventually perhaps their hunting skills might make for very lethal new captains, as arboreal hunters they might be better in space battles than humans for having planned hunts in three dimensions all their long lives. "Captain Torn-Ear to the bridge." Just one problem how to keep white barrette on a 'cats head

Poker

Full partnership and citizenship does include such options for treecats. On the other hand, specialization can produce a more capable over society. Just like MALign is trying to create by force.....

I don't know how they'd keep a white beret on a 'cats head, but a white barrette might work.......

"Oops! Well I never could spell very well and the creeping crud makes it worse. When asked how do you spell a word I answer with my way of spelling and add, 'Tain't necessarily like Noah Webster would spell it but, who cares he's a Damn Yankee any who.'"

<Wasn't your American Civil War over two thousand years ago?>

"Well you know Southerners we keep a grudge till it dies of old age, then take it to the taxidermist to have it mounted. What do you think of treecat captains?"

<You two-legs are too merciful with enemies, the people say like I do:



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