Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

pokermind wrote:Announcer, "Ladies and gentelemen Honorverse Art by MCPO Pokermind. Now denizens of David Weber's Honorverse Forum, the Chief:"

Chief, "We start with a composite art of mine, a composite is where an artist combines the work of one or more artists to create a new work "



Composite by pokermid of:

....... ..

Crown and Sword by GuiMontag ..... Red Ross Proceso by Mutanerda

Done with the permission of the artists see description and comments comments:

http://pokermind.deviantart.com/#/d5pgc7o

"Any comments six-limbed furry one?"

Mange, <Where does a two meter tall two hundred kilogram San Martin-born Owens Armsman sit?>

"Any where he wants "

<No, foolish two-leg, wherever the eight hundred pound gorilla in the room lets him.>

"Bleek, bleek, bleek,...bleek."

"Got me you six limbed walking flea circus! But your joke is definitely in the lack thereof category "

Poker and Mange

The only problem is IIRC the Owens Steadholder Gaurd uniforms are Blue and Gray

Chief, "Thanks saber964 I found the text evidence:

David Weber in Shadow of Freedom wrote:His bulldozer progress came to an abrupt halt as what he had confidently believed was an irresistible force ran into what was in fact an immovable object. In point of fact, it was a man in a blue and gray uniform he'd never seen before. A very tall man, the better part of twelve centimeters taller then he was. And a very broad man, who must have weighed at least two hundred kilos . . . none of it fat.

Now sky blue tunic and hat cover, and medium gray trousers I think. Be a day or two to fix. Thanks again. By the by when I e-Mailed about four fingered treecats David Mattingly return e-Mailed saying his treecats get no comments, but one error in uniform and he gets hordes "

Mange, <See you big boob get in a hurry, don't do the research, act all pretentious and...>

"One of these days 'cat, one of these days, and Wam! Bam! Right to the moon!"

<Promises, promises, now shut up, you tub of lard, I'm trying to watch The Honeymooners.> Mange turns up the volume.



Poker & Mange

http://pokermind.deviantart.com/#/d5ps25f

"There it's fixed, hope it keeps the Honerverse critics at bay "

Mange, <Don't go blaming forum frequenters for your lack of proper research!>



Chief, "Our new song to hurry Tony Weissskopf to hurry rebuilding Baen Books free library. Hit it Mange,"

Mange plying the tune of All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth.

Chief braying like a Missouri Cannary:

"All I want for Christmas is

"my free library back,
"my free library back,
"my free library back.

"For then I can read whilst waiting

"on the new e-ARC,
"on the new e-ARC,
"on the new e-ARC.

"That taketh all

"my allowance away,
"my allowance away,
"my allowance away. ..."

Poker and Mange

A rancher on the Planet Montana by the nick-name of Namelessfly read that most cannibals say human tastes like pork had Waddles for barbecue rather than desert.

Actually human is sweeter tasting, more like honey ham.

pokermind wrote:The old Chief found some Grayson Classical Music he thinks you'll like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MAz9NY44Qc ENJOY Classic Marty Robins song Big Iron with Sci-Fi look.

No longer available. Did you download it so it can be reloaded?

Zanbeau wrote:

pokermind wrote:The old Chief found some Grayson Classical Music he thinks you'll like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MAz9NY44Qc ENJOY Classic Marty Robins song Big Iron with Sci-Fi look.

No longer available. Did you download it so it can be reloaded?

That version had character cartoons of World of Warcraft as other versions of the song are still on line I suspect I suspect WoW's owners removed it, I never down load music as that is the only way you can get into trouble with the copyright holders, just saying. Besides this old fossil don't know how

Mange, "Blow hard, here try this version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QatzAo_I0aI

It's got the words.>

"Can you believe this new midshipman wadded though fifty one pages of Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

<Good thing you didn't hold a gun to his head and force him, that would have been cruel and unusual punishment, a violation of the Erandi Edict.>

"Welcome aboard the Forums, Zanbeau"

<Most of the denizens here don't bite, and I tend to only Snark at Admirals as Admiral T2M renamed me. Do you know any others of the People with two two-leg names >

Poker & Mange

Welcome to the mad house zanbaeu.



hope you have fun around here.

Zanbeau wrote:A rancher on the Planet Montana by the nick-name of Namelessfly read that most cannibals say human tastes like pork had Waddles for barbecue rather than desert.

Actually human is sweeter tasting, more like honey ham.

I suspect that few cannibals run for celery.

However, the prospect of making a meal out of runs for celery might get them to wear out their running shoes.

Mange, <Good to see you back Waddles Shame the fly got smashed with the ban hammer. For you new bees if the Duckk gives you a warning heed it. So, Waddles, can you come up with a good joke about Mike's purple treecat slippers?

<Best I can come up with is What's Dicey's favorite chew toy?

<Dicey, Hmm, to chew Mike's purple treecat slippers or not?

<Mike, "My purple treecat slippers, I just wish my feet weren't in them when she pounced!">

"Bleek, bleek, bleek,...bleek."

Mange AKA Snarks to Admirals (T2M)

waddles for desert wrote:

Zanbeau wrote:A rancher on the Planet Montana by the nick-name of Namelessfly read that most cannibals say human tastes like pork had Waddles for barbecue rather than desert.

Actually human is sweeter tasting, more like honey ham.

I suspect that few cannibals run for celery.

However, the prospect of making a meal out of runs for celery might get them to wear out their running shoes.

Chief, “Our first song, ‘What Do You Do With a Drunken Space Cat?’ sung solo by Space Cat First Mangy Fur to a traditional tune http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLYLO_T5YFo Take it away Mange:



http://pokermind.deviantart.com/gallery/40299232#/d5qtyhf hit the enlarge icon to read the fermented celery juice on his bottle.”

<What'll we do with a drunken spacecat,>
<What'll we do with a drunken spacecat,>
<What'll we do with a drunken spacecat,>
<Earl-aye in the morning?>

<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Earl-aye in the morning>

<We'll tie his paws spread eagle,>
<We'll tie his paws spread eagle,>
<We'll tie his paws spread eagle,>
<Earl-aye in the morning?>

<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Earl-aye in the morning>

<We'll feed him celery until he bursts,>
<We'll feed him celery until he bursts,>
<We'll feed him celery until he bursts,>
<Earl-aye in the morning?>

<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Earl-aye in the morning>


<Give him all the shrimp and celery egg-rolls he wants,>
<Give him all the shrimp and celery egg-rolls he wants,>
<Give him all the shrimp and celery egg-rolls he wants,>
<Earl-aye in the morning?>

<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Earl-aye in the morning>

<Give him some more shrimp and celery egg-rolls,>
<Give him some more shrimp and celery egg-rolls,>
<Give him some more shrimp and celery egg-rolls,>
<Earl-aye in the morning?>

<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Earl-aye in the morning>

<Give him even more shrimp and celery egg-rolls,>
<Give him even more shrimp and celery egg-rolls,>
<Give him even more shrimp and celery egg-rolls,>
<Earl-aye in the morning?>

<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Earl-aye in the morning>

<Put him in bed with a full belly,>
<Put him in bed with a full belly,>
<Put him in bed with a full belly,>
<Earl-aye in the morning?>

<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Way high and then down the air-duct>
<Earl-aye in the morning>

<That's what we do with a drunken Spacecat,>
<That's what we do with a drunken Spacecat,>
<That's what we do with a drunken Spacecat,>
<Earl-aye in the morning.>

“Arrr-more Honorerse Space Shanties here:

http://forums.davidweber.net/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=2543&hilit=what+do+you+do+with+drunken+space&start=20. Enjoy, or not,”

Poker & Mange