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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:10 am

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Happy Mayan Doomsday!

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Muerte Azteca and Ave End by ~Zerj19

http://zerj19.deviantart.com/gallery/25545539#/d235z78 and
http://zerj19.deviantart.com/gallery/25545539#/d235y5t

Mange, via a time-warp to our time, <Well ancient two legs it's Mayan Doomsday and you are still here. Goes to show the Great Prophet Runsforcelery was better at predicting the future than the more ancient Mayans don't it.>

:D Image "Bleek, bleek, bleek,...bleek." Image

<Now back to the previous joke, sorry for the interruption :D >

Space Cat First Mangy Fur wrote:.
Mange, <While the Chief is away in politics sowing hate and discontent, and as we are nearly at the bottom again I will tell a joke I heard a while back that makes two legs laugh, but I don't get. Ready?>

<A five T-year old male two leg kitten goes into a corner market and asks for tampons.

<The clerk asks "Did your mother ask for a specific brand?"

<Two leg kitten, "They're not for my mother."

<"Well did your elder litter female ask for a specific brand?"

<"They are not for her either, they are for me."

<"For you? You're a male two leg kitten. Why would you want tampons?"

<"The TV said I could run, play sports, swim, and drive a car with them. I can't do any of those things.>

Tee Twang - Twang

<As I said I don't get the joke two legs. Ah well time for The Honeymooners.>

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Chief, "Ever try to explain women's monthlies to a 'cat." Shakes his head.

Poker & Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Spacekiwi   » Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:40 pm

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So now you too are making end of the world jokes like theres no tomorrow poker? be ashamed...... =D
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:59 pm

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Spacekiwi wrote:So now you too are making end of the world jokes like theres no tomorrow poker? be ashamed...... =D


:D "That was Mange SK. For more doomsday art check out this link:

http://techgnotic.deviantart.com/journal/Mayan-Doomsday-343761937?utm_source=elnino&utm_medium=messagecenter&utm_campaign=122012_NET_MayanDoomsday&utm_term=button

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"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:17 pm

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Chief;

Three-year-old boy sitting on Santa's lap was asked by Santa, "What do you want for Christmas little boy?"

The lad replied, "A box of tampons."

Santa smiled, "What a good little boy you are asking for present for your mother. Now what do you want for yourself?"

The lad replied, "They're for me."

A shocked Santa asked, "But you're a boy why would you want tampons?"

With an impish grin the urchin replied, "Well I saw on TV with them you can ride a bike, swim, play sports, and I can't do any of those things yet."

Mange, <Silly two-leg kitten :D Well Merry Christmas two-legs on David's site.>

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by saber964   » Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:22 pm

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Here is a really scary thought.

Virginia 'Ginny' Usher and Allison 'Ally' Harrington on a shopping trip to the SEM's equivelent of Victoria's Secret or Fredricks of Hollywood.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Spacekiwi   » Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:59 pm

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saber964 wrote:Here is a really scary thought.

Virginia 'Ginny' Usher and Allison 'Ally' Harrington on a shopping trip to the SEM's equivelent of Victoria's Secret or Fredricks of Hollywood.




you know, i think weapons of that mass destruction would be outlawed even in the age of the laser head.....


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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by jchilds   » Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:29 am

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Spacekiwi wrote:
saber964 wrote:Here is a really scary thought.

Virginia 'Ginny' Usher and Allison 'Ally' Harrington on a shopping trip to the SEM's equivelent of Victoria's Secret or Fredricks of Hollywood.




you know, i think weapons of that mass destruction would be outlawed even in the age of the laser head.....


=D


As long as they stay away from the BDSM stuff, otherwise we might be seeing "50 Shades of Grayson".
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by KNick   » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:37 am

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jchilds wrote:
Spacekiwi wrote:
you know, i think weapons of that mass destruction would be outlawed even in the age of the laser head.....


=D


As long as they stay away from the BDSM stuff, otherwise we might be seeing "50 Shades of Grayson".



Well, since Thandi Palane is probably there with Queen Berry and she and Victor have a year-long seperation to make up for, she would probably get dragged along by Ginny. Thus adding Torch songs to the "50 Shades of Greyson".
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sat Dec 29, 2012 1:49 pm

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Announcer, "Ladies and gentelemen Honorverse Art by MCPO Pokermind. Now denizens of David Weber's Honorverse Forum, the Chief:"

Chief, "We start with a composite art of mine, a composite is where an artist combines the work of one or more artists to create a new work :ugeek: "

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Composite by pokermid of:

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Crown and Sword by GuiMontag ..... Red Ross Proceso by Mutanerda

Done with the permission of the artists see description and comments comments:

http://pokermind.deviantart.com/#/d5pgc7o

"Any comments six-limbed furry one?" :ugeek:

Mange, <Where does a two meter tall two hundred kilogram San Martin-born Owens Armsman sit?>

"Any where he wants :ugeek: "

<No, foolish two-leg, wherever the eight hundred pound gorilla in the room lets him.>

:D Image "Bleek, bleek, bleek,...bleek." Image

"Got me you six limbed walking flea circus! But your joke is definitely in the lack thereof category :P "

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by waddles for desert   » Sat Dec 29, 2012 5:36 pm

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Those look to be ready for manga and anime release.
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