Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

<SnowFire You're a lovely white Kitty

<Sit still while I play and sing this Ditty

<Even although it's quite Shity its also Witty

<[The rest is deleted to save the reader's sanity]...>

Chief looking heavenward, "A treecat in love what else can one say," shakes his head.

AdmiralStarNight wrote:"I am quite busy with many things, I hate neglecting places I love, like here."

< You mean so you can get me to rip people off? >

"Hush SnowFire, we don't speak of that unless spoken to about it."

< At least you finally got up a picture of me up, and you even got down my whole story! That was nice of you! >

"You know, for a weaseling little furball, you aren't too bad SnowFire." *Hands SnowFire a celery stick*

"The moment you all(mostly Mange)has been waiting for! Drum roll please!"

*Rolls a drum*

http://kittyliker.deviantart.com/#/d5moebz

A picture of SnowFire! My treecat. :D

Edit: Also for good measure:

http://kittyliker.deviantart.com/#/d5mhkng

Dicey the Maine Coon.

Poker & Mange

"I'll give him credit, at least he's trying."

< Well as stated before I already have a 'cat in Grayson and it isn't him! >

"Come on now, just because you're my 'cat doesn't mean you need to be so cynical."

< Well, maybe if he bribed me I might be interested... >

"What a corrupted soul you are!"
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A R&D person in the People's Republic of Haven was working on some new programming for missile patterns. She worked hard for quite some hours, but never quite getting the code right.

Finally she gave up and decided to take a break. When she left a person snuck into the room, copied the code and left.

Many days later, the same tech was sitting watching the news with a few others from Manticore when a commerical about a new game for teens came on. She watched it a immetiately became angry and shut off the TV.

"Whats wrong?" another programmer asked, obviously confused.

"The manties ripped off my coding! The least they could of done is credit me."

Announcer, "The latest Christmas Carrol from Master Chief Pokermind accompanied by Spacecat First Mangy Fur on his Electric Lyre. THE HONORVERSE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS:"

Chief "Hit it Mange."

Mange

Chief braying like a Missouri Canary (mule y'all):

"On the first day of Christmas Honor Gave to me a Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.

"On the Second day of Christmas Honor gave to me two Madusan Nomads, and a Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.

"On the Third day of Christmas Honor gave to me three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.

"On the Forth day of Christmas Honor gave to me four Grayson sky domes, three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.

"On the Fifth day of Christmas Honor gave to me five Manticorian Lords a leaping, four Grayson sky domes, three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.

"On the Sixth day of Christmas Honor gave to me six Super Dreadnaughts, five Manticorian Lords a leaping, four Grayson sky domes, three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.

"On the Seventh day of Christmas Honor gave to me seven CLACs, six Super Dreadnaughts, five Manticorian Lords a leaping, four Grayson sky domes, three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.

"On the Eighth day of Christmas Honor gave to me eight battleships, seven CLACs, six Super Dreadnaughts, five Manticorian Lords a leaping, four Grayson sky domes, three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.

"On the Ninth day of Christmas Honor gave to me nine cruisers, eight battleships, seven CLACs, six Super Dreadnaughts, five Manticorian Lords a leaping, four Grayson sky domes, three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.

"On the Tenth day of Christmas Honor gave to me ten destroyers, nine cruisers, eight battleships, seven CLACs, six Super Dreadnaughts, five Manticorian Lords a leaping, four Grayson sky domes, three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.

"On the Eleventh day of Christmas Honor gave to me eleven squadrons of LACs, ten destroyers, nine cruisers, eight battleships, seven CLACs, six Super Dreadnaughts, five Manticorian Lords a leaping, four Grayson sky domes, three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.

"On the Twelfth day of Christmas Honor gave to me twelve Red Shirts, eleven squadrons of LACs, ten destroyers, nine cruisers, eight battleships, seven CLACs, six Super Dreadnaughts, five Manticorian Lords a leaping, four Grayson sky domes, three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree. May the Tester help me!"

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Mange, <What no twelve Gravlance armed Frigates? Don't blame me the Chief wrote it!>
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Chief, "Merry Christmas."

Mange, <Here's a better version by Bing Crosby 1944 Radio Broadcast with the tune:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-arUgnp1M7M

<Yah! And big mouth flubbed the lyrics, be the first nitpicker to point out the error. Merry Christmas >

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Chief, "So Mange many think you treecats will remain only interrogators and Nanite assassin guards, what's your opinion?"



"That doesn't answer the question."

<Yes it does, the People know how to deal with enemies, and once we learn to use your tools we will deal with them. Until then we will do what we can to help.>

"OK got a joke?"

<Of course what do you get when you cross a treecat with the Mesan alignment onion?>

"Steak and onions?"

<G> <Close but no cigar, onion rings.>

Twang-tee-twang-twang ... Twang ... Twang

"Shave and a haircut, two bits!"

Fade into the Raunchco Cat-O-Matic commercial where a power armored treecat marine turns a head of lettuce and carrot into coleslaw with his vibro-blade claws.

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PS <You two-legs disspoint me not finding the error in the Christmas card, or is it the olde English type that gave you the trouble? 'When we were led astray' dummies!>
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Mange, <The Chief just posted this in the Politics sub forum of Freerange Topics:

pokermind wrote:Chief, "Just got this PM

viciokie wrote: http://beforeitsnews.com/beyond-science/2012/12/breaking-russian-prime-minister-confirms-aliens-are-here-2440158.html

"Leads to questions on how this will effect politics, religion, and our culture? Well here is a thread to discuss it.

"Another question when will the American government come clean, as Russia joins Briton in acknowledging alien presence here?"

Mange, <Not much the two-legs here already think of sentient aliens as real you big boob.>

Twang-tee-twang-twang ... Twang ... Twang

"Shave and a haircut, two bits!"

Poker & Mange

<For those who may wish to speculate on this topic.

<Now for a joke, What's black and white and red all over?>

Chief, "A news paper, or a zebra hit on the road, perhaps?"

<No a prisoner contemplating escape in a prison guarded by the People.>

"Bleek, bleek, bleek,...bleek."

"Got me you six limbed walking flea circus!"

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Mange <Naner naner the Duckk snipped another thread of yours.>

Chief "Probably because I put the forbidden word Fan Fic in the Title. OK German Honorverse fans. Here is a link to an Honorverse Battlestar Galictica Crossover in German:"

http://browse.deviantart.com/?order=5&q=Honor+Harrington#/d5npn2k

<For those like me without German there are three good pencil sketches in the 240 plus pages.>

"I can't comment on story either as I don't speak German. See Mange there's more than one way to skin a Duckk."

Poker and Mange

After Poker and Mange’s bows, the announcer continues, “The little Electric Lyre ‘Cat”

Poker braying like a Missouri Canary, and Mange twanging his Electric Lyre:

“Come they told me”

Twang tee tee twang

“Our new Fleet Admiral to see.”

Twang tee tee twang, Twang tee tee twang, Twang tee tee twang.

“Our fervent hopes we bring”

Twang tee tee twang

“To lay before the Queen of Battle.

Twang tee tee twang, Twang tee tee twang, Twang tee tee twang.

“Now comes the battle”

Twang tee tee twang

“The Hvenites and Graysons help”

Twang tee tee twang, Twang tee tee twang, Twang tee tee twang.

“The Sollies foolishly fired”

Twang tee tee twang

“And Honor triumphed again”

Twang tee tee twang, Twang tee tee twang, Twang tee tee twang.

“Manticore’s Salamander,”

Twang tee tee twang

“Belongs to Grayson, too.”

Twang tee tee twang, Twang tee tee twang, Twang tee tee twang.

Mange, <Want the tune? Ever heard the Little Drummer Boy in German?>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDzgOTeUxjI&list=PL6DA90C7324F5144F&index=40

Poker & Mange

Chief, "Mange where are you?"

Mange, <Watching the tube.>



http://zenzmurfy.deviantart.com/#/d5ofzfe

"That much celery and you'll be constipated for a month!"

<Spoil sport! Heard any jokes today?>

"How do you make a Grayson happy?"

<Hum, I can think of several things, but what's your punchline?>

"Flunk a TEST so he can be holier than thou."

<Definitely in the lack thereof category, now shut up Jackie Gleason is coming on.>

"Darn smart Alick six limbed walking flea circus!"

<Shush, The Honeymooners is on.>

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Mange, <While the Chief is away in politics sowing hate and discontent, and as we are nearly at the bottom again I will tell a joke I heard a while back that makes two legs laugh, but I don't get. Ready?>

<A five T-year old male two leg kitten goes into a corner market and asks for tampons.

<The clerk asks "Did your mother ask for a specific brand?"

<Two leg kitten, "They're not for my mother."

<"Well did your elder litter female ask for a specific brand?"

<"They are not for her either, they are for me."

<"For you? You're a male two leg kitten. Why would you want tampons?"

<"The TV said I could run, play sports, swim, and drive a car with them. I can't do any of those things.>

Tee Twang - Twang

<As I said I don't get the joke two legs. Ah well time for The Honeymooners.>



Chief, "Ever try to explain women's monthlies to a 'cat." Shakes his head.

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