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by White Tallon » Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:21 am | |
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What do you get when you cross a treecat with a Detwiler?
<Nothing... there are some things a 'cat just will NOT do> -
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." Eleanor Roosevelt, 'This Is My Story,' 1937 |
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by pokermind » Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:51 am | |
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Chief, "So Mange what do you think of White Tallon's joke?"
Mange, <Not bad, I would have said 'Lunch for the treecat,' as the punch line." "Hey mange, did you see this on fanfiction.net:" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7771006/1/Wrath-of-the-Witch-Maiden "Sixteen chapters almost as good as Weber" <No one is as good as Runs For Celery, two-leg!> "Temper Mange, I said 'almost'. Worth a look IMHO." <Good, I hate cleaning blood from my fur when I shred a two-leg.> Poker and Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by AdmiralStarNight » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:14 pm | |
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It’s been quite a while since I posted in this thread. Have no fear I am still a fan of Honorverse and I plan on staying that way for a long time. :)
< Trust me, I'm still here as well. > Ah yes, and Snowfire my treecat protector/shadow/gambler. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Manticorian warship is docked quite close to a Grayson warship in Hephaestus. A Manticorian sailor meets a Grayson sailor on the way back to his ship. "How's the Alliance's second largest Navy doing?" The Mantie asked with quite a bit of pride. The Grayson replies calmly: "Just fine, mate. How's the Alliance's second best doing?" Edited for a typo, as this post was kind of rushed. Last edited by AdmiralStarNight on Fri Nov 02, 2012 7:02 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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by White Tallon » Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:10 pm | |
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Mange, <Not bad, I would have said 'Lunch for the treecat,' as the punch line." Mange? Did you see my joke about the Detwilers at the conference table? Was that any good? -
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." Eleanor Roosevelt, 'This Is My Story,' 1937 |
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by pokermind » Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:37 pm | |
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Mange, <What did you think made me think of a Detwiler for lunch?> Chief, "Check your site mail you got a PM with some Honorverse fan art, some not PG." Poker & Mange PS. "Watch out for Admiral Star Night's treecat, Snowfire, and keep your hand on your wallet, just saying." <But she's a looker,> Mange blows a kiss. . CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pokermind » Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:24 pm | |
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Mange, <Where have you been?>
Chief, "All over the Net. Check out this fan-art:" Celery Stalker treecat concept pic 5 by zensmurfy link to full size art: http://zenzmurfy.deviantart.com/#/d5k1v6p <Ah, Climbs Quickly stalking cluster stalk. Hey finally an artist rendition of a treecat with the native accouterments of a sentient being! No fat house-cat in the arms of his two-leg, a true portrait of a scout of the People!> "Just so. So Mange got a joke?" <What do you call a treecat in a greenhouse of Sphinxian celery?> "On cloud nine?" <No, constipated!> "Bleek, bleek,...bleek." "Lousy six limbed walking flea circus!" Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pokermind » Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:50 pm | |
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Chief, "Hey Mange, check out this Fan Art:"
"Fisher Man, inspired by a scene in The Stray short story by Linda Evans, from the Worlds of Honor anthology, from the Honor Harrington series of novels by David Weber. Link to the full sized art:" http://zenzmurfy.deviantart.com/#/d5k5i8e Mange, <I like a lot. You know that Strikes Quickly was one fisherman Rear Admiral Emo Otaku wouldn't try his "21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow," tag line on without getting dealt with properly.> "Bleek, bleek, bleek,...bleek." "Temper, Mange, don't go snarking at Rear Admirals!" <How about biting one in the rear?> Chief shrugs shaking his head, "Treecats." Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by Emo Otaku » Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:01 pm | |
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A certain treecat with an attitude problem should also remember that this admiral knows the other rules including:- 6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it 27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence. 37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.' and strangely appropriate 8. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock. Just remember ~~~~~~
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by pokermind » Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:48 pm | |
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Mange, <Hey Chief did you see this one from Spacekewi in Firebrands famous last words?>
<What are you doing with that red pencil?> Chief, "Correcting Spacekiwi's English, kids today just didn't do English it appears." <While you do that I'll Honorverse the joke>
<G> "Bleek, bleek, bleek,...bleek." Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by Spacekiwi » Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:28 am | |
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OY! =D at school, they learned me proper england.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ its not paranoia if its justified.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ `
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ its not paranoia if its justified... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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