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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Sep 23, 2012 5:59 pm

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Chief "Humerous post and answers from Baen's Bar Honorverse forum Had to change formating are in order of appernce:"

FreeTrav wrote:I'm beginning to wonder if someone in the Honorverse has made a
breakthrough of some sort in space travel; I've been getting a lot of
email asking me

Subject: Is Your WEDGE Obsolete?

--
Jeff Zeitlin


Theemile wrote:
Even in the Honorverse, that subject will lead you to offers for aftermarket Viagra.


kaid wrote:
HAHA almost like spam I see from time to time that says does the woman of your dreams desire more plentiful explosions!


Mange, <Oh you oversexed Two-Legs lways thinking of mating.>

Poker
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Spacekiwi   » Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:27 pm

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pokermind wrote:Chief "Humerous post and answers from Baen's Bar Honorverse forum Had to change formating are in order of appernce:"

FreeTrav wrote:I'm beginning to wonder if someone in the Honorverse has made a
breakthrough of some sort in space travel; I've been getting a lot of
email asking me

Subject: Is Your WEDGE Obsolete?

--
Jeff Zeitlin


Theemile wrote:
Even in the Honorverse, that subject will lead you to offers for aftermarket Viagra.


kaid wrote:
HAHA almost like spam I see from time to time that says does the woman of your dreams desire more plentiful explosions!


Mange, <Oh you oversexed Two-Legs lways thinking of mating.>

Poker




I've had one or two commenting on how many mens tomahawk missiles dont seem to give them the boom they've been looking for, and do i feel confident in the impressiveness of my missile?

One would think that the spammers have started aiming at ex soldier.......




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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by rocket_scientist   » Mon Sep 24, 2012 12:12 am

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Emo Otaku wrote:I'm not actually sure which is worse forum spam, or actual Spam?


Spammers give Spam a bad name. I actually the stuff. Even if like twinkies, it does not fit in the "animal, mineral, or vegetable" categories.


What do you get if you fly too close to a black hole?



A Twisted Kilt!
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by rocket_scientist   » Mon Sep 24, 2012 12:36 am

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How do you find a Solarian League Superdreadnought fleet in the dark?


Follow the Manticoran Missile Pods!





How does a Manticoran Warship find a Stealthed Solarian League Superdreadnought?


By turning ON it's sensors!
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:48 pm

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Grayson’s RunchCo Records presents CPO Poker Mind singing and Space-cat First Mangy Fur on his electric lyre in their newest hit about Shadow of Freedom. Sung to the tune of Along Came Jones:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu7ciTd8V80

Along Came Mike:

Among the systems that lie in the League's grip along

its frontier with the Talbott Quadrant is the Mobius System

In revolution against President Svein Lombroso all along

the puppet of the Solarian League’s expansion system.

A messenger plead for Manticore’s aid with sad song

Mike Henke has no orders to assist any rebellious systems,

few ships, so many places to protect but, the plea rings a gong.

And then along came Mike, Solli fleet destroying Mike,

Knows it’s a Masain plot Mike, doesn’t care Mike,

our independent thinking own loose canon Mike.

...

Enjoy Poker and Mange
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by rocket_scientist   » Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:46 am

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What is a six letter word for Solarian Superdreadnagut?



coffin






How do you measure a Solarin League Navy Admiral's IQ?



Start counting up from one . . . stop! You have already gone too far!

[eyes too bright]
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:21 pm

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Chief, "What do you get when you cross a treecat and a Messain?"

Mange <Claw sliced Two-Leg.>

"What do you get when you cross a treecat and a sollie?"

<Don't know but it would have a low IQ and no mind-voice.>

"Yah, that's kinda what I was thinking, a retarded treecat."

<Beats shreded Two-Leg.>
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Image "Bleek, bleek, bleek,...bleek." Image

Poker & Mange

"Oh you Earth creatures as soon as I find my Imodium Q 38 Space modulator you're history! Image

Chief, "keep up the arguing you Schizophrenic personalities and, we'll get this from the Duckk:"

Image

Mange, <Chief, you don't have to be crazy to write a post for Honorverse Humor but, it helps.>

Marvin the Martian, "You Earth creatures are just plain too silly to be allowed to exist!"
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CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:03 pm

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Mange, <Where have you been?>

Chief, "Baen's Bar because this site was down. According to a Bar Fly these were the probble reasons the site was down:"

Rocket Scientist wrote:The fact that it occurred right around October 1st also lend credence to it being a DNS server problem or account expiration. Hopefully Duckk is watching this and knows to check that, as well.

Mike
kzt wrote:There is no DNS entry for the actual web site or forum. The davidweber.net registration is with Network Solutions and hasn't been modified in over a year. The ns1.davidweber.net record resolves to the hosting provider SingleHop. According to dnshistory.org the same IP (that is currently registered to SingleHop) has been the IP of the A record (184.154.120.245) since 7 sep 2011.

Right now I get reverse resolution for 184.154.120.245, but no forward resolution, and connecting by IP fails.

My guess is someone either failed to pay a bill or completely messed up a transition to a new provider/platform.


<Excuses, excuses.> Image "Bleek, bleek, bleek,...bleek." Image

"Other theories?"

<Namelessfly's words just before the site crash "What does this switch do?" Nah, that's something you'd do, Chief.> :p
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Poker & Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by rocket_scientist   » Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:36 pm

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pokermind wrote:"Other theories?"

<Namelessfly's words just before the site crash "What does this switch do?" Nah, that's something you'd do, Chief.> :p

Poker & Mange


I'm an ENGINEER! I can't help it that I like to flip every switch that I see!
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Spacekiwi   » Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:12 am

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rocket_scientist wrote:
pokermind wrote:"Other theories?"

<Namelessfly's words just before the site crash "What does this switch do?" Nah, that's something you'd do, Chief.> :p

Poker & Mange


I'm an ENGINEER! I can't help it that I like to flip every switch that I see!



And im a scientist.... ill flip it multiple times to see if its a repeatable phenomenom......



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