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by pokermind » Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:19 pm | |
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I just posted the following in Honoverse forum's Honorverse Humor or lack thereof. Perhaps some of you others might have age of sail nautical jokes to share Well here's the place. The joke:
Arrr ye skervey skraney bilge rats this be National Talk like A Pirate Day in the USA a pirate joke for ye to shiver yar timbers: Jolly ole England Ralphie spots his friend Jamie who he hadn't seen in years, Ralphie "Jamie is that you?" Jamie "Aye mate. 'Er ye Ralphie" After the hugging and black slapping Ralphie says, "I could hardly recognize you with your peg-leg, eye-patch, and a hook for a hand. Where in the name of God have you been?" "Arrr the night I left you in the pub I ran afoul of a press-gang and joined the Royal Navy." "That's awful, how did you loose your leg?" "Arrr twas again' the Barbary Pirates a canon ball came through the ship and took me leg. But we had a good ship's carpenter and he whittled out me peg." "How did you loose your hand?" "Arrr twas again' the New World Pirates, they board us and a Pirate cutlass took me hand. But we had a good ship's blacksmith and he made me this hook." "How did you loose your eye?" "Arrr I looked up to the main top gallants and got some seagull poo in the eye." "Seagull poo shouldn't have put out your eye?" "Arrr did happen the day after I got me hook worse luck." Arrr Poker CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by rocket_scientist » Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:34 pm | |
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moments later . . .
Sorry, they seem to be coming over me like a wave! Note: name change from mbushroe Last edited by rocket_scientist on Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:34 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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by rocket_scientist » Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:38 pm | |
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anti spamming filter
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by rocket_scientist » Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:42 pm | |
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is spam forbidden by the Proscriptions? ;)
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by pokermind » Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:10 pm | |
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Warning a Spaming program is workig its way down until Duckk throws poster and posts off the cite things will get wierd. Wanta know what it looks like just visit Honorverse forum. Now back to the last joke, Poker
Ah what the hell, how does a slash lizard hide from hunters? Pints claws red, hides in trees and hunters think it's cherry tree. reworked 1960s era elephant joke <G> Poker CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
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by tinfoil » Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:20 pm | |
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How many Schulerites does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero. You are not ALLOWED to change anything, or face the Inquisition. |
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by pokermind » Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:30 pm | |
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How does a dead Inquisitor cross the road?
In the guts of a slash lizard. :) What do you get when you cross an Schuylerite Inquisitor and, Lieutenant Aplyn-Ahrmahk? A slow pryer followed by a quick execution. :) Poker CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
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by rocket_scientist » Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:40 pm | |
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to be fair to the original, or at least from the earliest I remember, Bab 5
And finally
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by Morden » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:33 am | |
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How do you know when Rayno has a good idea? Clyntahn's butt lights up
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by pokermind » Sun Sep 23, 2012 5:29 pm | |
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Merlin, "Chicken lizard does taste just like Terran chicken, and it has one big advantage."
Cayleb,"Oh, and what might that be?" Merlin, "Six drumsticks!" Poker CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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