Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

Mange's Poetry Corner:

Honor's Shower

There was a bright treecated lass from Sphinx

At the academy with a loathsome Noble who stinks

Who found in the shower the lass had the power kicks

To rearrange his anatomical links to make him sick

in the time it took his eyes to blink.

Mange

Chief, "Mange Toni W the boss at Baen just posted a snippet from SOF."

Mange, <That's not funny!>

"Wanta bet? The snippet:"

ToniW wrote:

Howard T Mapaddict wrote:

Snippit! Snippit! Snippit!

HTM

March, 1922 Post Diaspora

"Trust me, the hole would've been a hell of a lot deeper!"
— Ensign Helen Zilwicki,
Royal Manticoran Navy

Mange, <I don't get the joke, and the snippet is so short! OH! You two-legs love to tease the People. Bad two-legs, bad!> "Bleek, bleek,...bleek."

Poker and Mange
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pokermind wrote:Chief, "Mange Toni W the boss at Baen just posted a snippet from SOF."

Mange, <That's not funny!>

"Wanta bet? The snippet:"

ToniW wrote:March, 1922 Post Diaspora

"Trust me, the hole would've been a hell of a lot deeper!"
— Ensign Helen Zilwicki,
Royal Manticoran Navy

Mange, <I don't get the joke, and the snippet is so short! OH! You two-legs love to tease the People. Bad two-legs, bad!> "Bleek, bleek,...bleek."

Poker and Mange
.

Apparently she didn't have a spoon to dig with this time.

Chief, "Toni gives us another mini snippet;"

ToniW wrote:
"You know," Michelle Henke said thoughtfully, tipped back in her chair with her feet propped somewhat inelegantly on the coffee table, "these Sollies are beginning to severely piss me off."

Mange, <I liked RFC's comment that the Sollies are tempting him to an Erandi violation better.> :p

Thirdbase wrote:

pokermind wrote:Chief, "Mange Toni W the boss at Baen just posted a snippet from SOF."

Mange, <That's not funny!>

"Wanta bet? The snippet:"

ToniW wrote:March, 1922 Post Diaspora

"Trust me, the hole would've been a hell of a lot deeper!"
— Ensign Helen Zilwicki,
Royal Manticoran Navy

Mange, <I don't get the joke, and the snippet is so short! OH! You two-legs love to tease the People. Bad two-legs, bad!> "Bleek, bleek,...bleek."

Poker and Mange
.

Apparently she didn't have a spoon to dig with this time.

Be assured, I have thanked Toni properly for it,
in the thread in Toni's Table where she posted it.

Howard T. Map-addict

ToniW wrote:

Howard T Mapaddict wrote:

Snippit! Snippit! Snippit!

HTM

March, 1922 Post Diaspora

"Trust me, the hole would've been a hell of a lot deeper!"
— Ensign Helen Zilwicki,
Royal Manticoran Navy

inspired by recent posts in "New ship names" thread

2101 post diaspora. Nouveau Paris
After his landslide victory in the presidential elections, the treecat candidate had this to say
"I sign softly, and carry big ivory claws"

Chief, "Another short snippet from Toni W.:"

Tony W wrote:

“Well, this is an interestin’ development,” Rear Admiral Michael Oversteegen drawled.

Michelle Henke restrained an urge to hit him over the head. It was difficult.

--Toni

Mange, <She is still pulling the wings out of Bar Flies!>
.

pokermind wrote:Chief, "Another short snippet from Toni W.:"

Tony W wrote:

“Well, this is an interestin’ development,” Rear Admiral Michael Oversteegen drawled.

Michelle Henke restrained an urge to hit him over the head. It was difficult.

--Toni

Mange, <She is still pulling the wings out of Bar Flies!>
.

That isn't a snippet, it's a daily occurrence.

Chief, "No mini snippet today, but the promise of a snippet chapter. Note again I changed the order, and cellphone stuff is edited out of the original post on Baen's Bar:"

Toni Weisskopf wrote:

Lunan wrote:

if we promise to leave you alone for say 1 or 3 weeks can you give us any prologue and all of chapter 1?

I can promise a chapter, but might not be #1.--Toni

Mange, <The promise of a snippet, a real honest to goodness snippet. Stay tuned.>

"Bleek, bleek,...bleek."

"Why are you laughing Mange?"

<She may have the last laugh say: >

Chapter ??

The battle won the fleet returned to base.

"Ouch! That's vicious!"

Mange:

Poker & Mange
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pokermind wrote:Chief, "No mini snippet today, but the promise of a snippet chapter. Note again I changed the order, and cellphone stuff is edited out of the original post on Baen's Bar:"

Toni Weisskopf wrote:

Lunan wrote:

if we promise to leave you alone for say 1 or 3 weeks can you give us any prologue and all of chapter 1?

I can promise a chapter, but might not be #1.--Toni

Mange, <The promise of a snippet, a real honest to goodness snippet. Stay tuned.>

"Bleek, bleek,...bleek."

"Why are you laughing Mange?"

<She may have the last laugh say: >

Chapter ??

The battle won the fleet returned to base.

"Ouch! That's vicious!"

Mange:

Poker & Mange
.

Nah, she's going to post all the letters jumbled up.