Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

Northstar wrote:ok, equal time. Where are the scenes of Hamish in the shower or bath? Or some other hottie gentleman? When does Dame Alice get to settle down with her harem of 4 husbands? :-) :-) :-)

Emo Otaku wrote:Fifteen Shades of off White, A collection of badly written Honorverse Slashfic (with a shower scene specially written by a prominent member of this forum)

a couple layers of snips...

Just as long as equal time doesn't get us a Dmitri Young flashback. That could be traumatic...

Northstar wrote:ok, equal time. Where are the scenes of Hamish in the shower or bath? Or some other hottie gentleman? When does Dame Alice get to settle down with her harem of 4 husbands? :-) :-) :-)

Werrf wrote:

Lunan wrote:now now, we have all heard that no more shower scenes are coming.

snipped because they made me :-)

Nothing has been said about bubblebath scenes, however.

I would have expected Scotty or Paolo rather than White Haven.

Mange, <Laughs Brightly sang to the memory-singers one about Honor and Mike going to a male strip joint in Landing City while on an evening pass while they were at the Academy. I find you two-legs fascination with nakedness interesting, perplexing, and frankly stupid. The People are always naked no big deal, well other than when in skin-suits we are always naked.>

Chief, "And you treecats never think about sex?"

<I wouldn't say that.> <Well back to Laughs Brightly's story they actually put script money in the briefs of the strippers to feel the stripper's [snipped by the PG Censor] and whistled when the strippers got to the Full Monty. Mike had caught a stripper's briefs and twirled them overhead once.>

"Yah I can believe that, went on shore leave with a couple of the gals once, when commenting on the males they saw that excited their interest they would say, 'Check out the pockets on that one.' Confused I asked what they meant, the back pockets of a guy with tight buns it turned out. Well we guys do the same when a gal with perfect heart shaped buns hoves in to view. So Mange what do you treecats do?"

<Admire in mind-silence, with a friend and behind the female's back we point sometimes. Before you develop mind-silence as a kitten you get lectures on being rude, and if you comment the female in question will give you another lecture, just saying.>

"I guess we are alike in that."

<Not really mind-blind two-leg.> "Bleek, bleek,...bleek."

Poker and Mange

Thirdbase wrote:

Northstar wrote:ok, equal time. Where are the scenes of Hamish in the shower or bath? Or some other hottie gentleman? When does Dame Alice get to settle down with her harem of 4 husbands? :-) :-) :-)

I would have expected Scotty or Paolo rather than White Haven.

Hey, I am about Honor's age. Scotty and Paolo are too young to be interesting yet. Males need seasoning and some age on them. Not to mention experience. Anyway, Honor agrees with me on the hottie status of Hamish, so there. :-D

You young things can have your versions with the spring cockerals if you want, though :-) laughing :-)

How about an detailed bit about Sir Horace Harkness in the sonic shower? does he have enough seasoning for you?

Northstar wrote:

Thirdbase wrote:

Northstar wrote:ok, equal time. Where are the scenes of Hamish in the shower or bath? Or some other hottie gentleman? When does Dame Alice get to settle down with her harem of 4 husbands? :-) :-) :-)

I would have expected Scotty or Paolo rather than White Haven.

Hey, I am about Honor's age. Scotty and Paolo are too young to be interesting yet. Males need seasoning and some age on them. Not to mention experience. Anyway, Honor agrees with me on the hottie status of Hamish, so there. :-D

You young things can have your versions with the spring cockerals if you want, though :-) laughing :-)

[quote="crewdude48"]How about an detailed bit about Sir Horace Harkness in the sonic shower? does he have enough seasoning for you? [/ quote]


Harkness? Interesting :-) I'm sure his wife thinks he is the loveliest sexiest candy in the galaxy :-) and he surely has experience. :-D Remember the shower scene in Cocoon? Want some candy little girl? :-)

And to Chief Pokermind's post, um long ago my sister took me to a male strip club outside Vancouver, BC, Canada. I guess I'd been married too long. The urge to fall down laughing was nearly irresistible, except the purple and blue look, bouncing painfully, just did not do a thing for me. Of course I had my Cary Grant almost double at home... and still do, bless him :-)

As for Academy cadets... from the description of Saganami gym classes etc there would be nothing on show that isn't every day at school, hm? <a grin and a chuckle>

jchilds wrote:

Northstar wrote:ok, equal time. Where are the scenes of Hamish in the shower or bath? Or some other hottie gentleman? When does Dame Alice get to settle down with her harem of 4 husbands? :-) :-) :-)

Emo Otaku wrote:Fifteen Shades of off White, A collection of badly written Honorverse Slashfic (with a shower scene specially written by a prominent member of this forum)

a couple layers of snips...

Just as long as equal time doesn't get us a Dmitri Young flashback. That could be traumatic...

Euw, that would be right in there with the Sandra Crandall bubblebath scene :-S

Northstar wrote:
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Euw, that would be right in there with the Sandra Crandall bubblebath scene :-S

Chief, "Worse would have been Cordelia Ransom a petite, golden-haired woman who made very little use of makeup."


Cover art by Genkis French edition of In Enemy Hands

Mange, <Laughs-Brightly signed she had the worst tasting mind-glow of any two-leg he ever tasted. Ick!>
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pokermind wrote:

Northstar wrote:
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Euw, that would be right in there with the Sandra Crandall bubblebath scene :-S

Chief, "Worse would have been Cordelia Ransom a petite, golden-haired woman who made very little use of makeup."


Cover art by Genkis French edition of In Enemy Hands

Mange, <Laughs-Brightly signed she had the worst tasting mind-glow of any two-leg he ever tasted. Ick!>
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makeup and bubble bath do not go well together... though the picture of Cordelia with a mascara disaster is fun :-) Of course if she'd didn't wear makeup then that is one sort of disaster she wouldn't have... the only one maybe but... whatever. Cordelia was repugnant due to a personality that makes the Devil look saintly, Mange has that completely correct :-).

Chief, "Over on Baen's Bar in the Honorverse Forum in the thread on when the next eARC for Shadow of Freedom would come out estimates ranged from labor day to Christmas, but one wit lodged the following;

traii-michaelarthur wrote:Waiting on the next book in any series is a case of 90% rereading past books and boredom followed by 10% shear joy at getting new book, reading and repeat.

"To which I replied, 'And the congregation shouts "Amen!"' I guess we're all waiting."

Mange, <Amen!> "Bleek, bleek,...bleek."
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