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by Werrf » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:36 pm | |
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What's that you sign, Mange? The celery salt has interfered with your ability to properly read mind-glows? I see, well that's awful. Fortunately, I happen to be a fully qualified Sphinxian vet as well as an Admiral, and you can trust an Admiral when he tells you that the best way to clear your head of celery salt poisoning is to find a nice friendly hexapuma and ask it to dance. Trust me!
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by pokermind » Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:40 am | |
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Unfortunately for Fleet Admiral Werrf's plan to rid the Honorverse of the garlic salt crazed treecat Mange there are no hexapumas on Grayson. Asked to comment Fleet Admiral Werrf said, ", it seemed like a good plan at the time." In a stage whisper to the audience, "Drats! Foiled again by that snarkey 'cat!" This is Mange; This is Mange on garlic salt; German Cover In Fire Forged from Honerverse Wiki Foreign Cover Competition. Mange, <That's what you two-legs call a bad hair day.> "Bleek, bleek,...bleek." . CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pokermind » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:37 pm | |
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Meanwhile on another thread in this forum:
Mange to patch up his deteriorating relationship with Admiral Werrf works on the key board:
Chief, "Oops the rest won't make it through the Honorverse PG censorship board use your imagination fellow dirty old men." Mange and Poker CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by Scotty » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:45 pm | |
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Silly and Solly meet in the spaceport.
"I am waiting for the Shuttle nr.1" - said Solly. "Okay." - said Silly. "My shuttle is nr. 2" Then they sat on the bench, and waited until shuttle nr. 12 was rolled on the launching pad. Then they both boarded it, and went on their way. |
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by Thirdbase » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:22 pm | |
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Unfortunately for them, it was the prison shuttle. ------------
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by jchilds » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:08 am | |
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Anybody got ideas for a "mirrored" DisHonorverse?
You know the one - where the ruthless leadership of Imperial Manticore is supported by CatSec, which consists of goatee sporting treecats and their adopted two-legs... |
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by Werrf » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:11 am | |
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Well, know we know where this image came from, then... |
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by Scotty » Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:25 am | |
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That creature generates seriously bad vibes. And i'm not talking about two-legged one ;) That goatee? Creepy with capital C. I can already tell that this guy never, ever read anything about Nimitz.
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by Paladin62 » Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:49 pm | |
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Three admirals -- a Solarian, a Havenite, and a
Manticoran -- were discussing what courage was. The Solarian admiral said to the other two "Let me show you what courage is," waving over one of his junior staff officers. He then told that officer "Go over to that 50-meter flagpole, climb up to the top and salute." The Solarian officer promptly carried out his admiral's order, scurry- ing quickly up to the top of the flagpole, where he saluted his superior officer. The Havenite admiral looked at his Solarian count- erpart and said "Impressive. But let me show you what courage is," and waved over one of his staff officers. When that officer arrived, the Havenite admiral said "Go to that 75-meter flagpole, climb up to the top, and salute." The Havenite officer carried out his order just as quickly as the Solar- ian officer had, and was soon saluting his super- ior from the top of the flagpole. The Manticoran admiral looked at his fellow admirals and said "That was admittedly courageous, but let me show you both what we of Her Majesty's Navy call cour- age." He then waved one of his officers over and said to him "Go over to that 150-meter flagpole, climb up to the top, and salute." The officer looked at his superior with bug-eyed disbelief and said "Begging the Admiral's pardon, but you can go straight to Hell, sir! My parents didn't raise any crazy people." The Manticoran admiral turned to the Solarian and Havenite admirals and, with a smug, self-satisfied smile said "Now that, gentlemen, is what we call true courage in Manticore." Paladin62 |
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by Northstar » Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:46 pm | |
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ok, equal time. Where are the scenes of Hamish in the shower or bath? Or some other hottie gentleman? When does Dame Alice get to settle down with her harem of 4 husbands? :-) :-) :-)
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