dreamrider wrote:pokermind wrote:Twelve-year-old Raul Alexander-Harrington is talked into looking over the wall of a nearby nudest colony my his young chum. While peering over the wall standing on his chum's shoulders a knockout curvacious blond hoves into view.
Young Raul jumps off his friend's shoulders running and screaming. His friend tackles him and asks, "Raul why are you running so hard and screaming?"
"My mothers told me if I looked over that wall I would turn to stone, and something is getting hard already!"
Sorry, P.
this one doesn't work so well in the Honorverse, unless you make it another character, and set it on Grayson.
Raoul's mom, hot grandmom, and probably a number of their friends and his aunt and sister regularly swim in the nude. He BETTER have better familiarity and control.
(Now, THAT'S Honorverse humor.)
dreamrider
The following answer posted in dremrider's question on dangerous Grayson animals:
Mange, <The Chief and I are marooned here on Grayson and all prey has levels of heavy metals that are toxic. First safety lecture I got on arrival, no catching between meal snacks. So to answer your question all creatures and plants are poisonous here, why do you think the farms are in orbit, silly two-leg?>
Chief, "I think he meant something like a Terrain cobra or black-widow spiders, Mange."
<Oh, then I can't answer the question we never leave the city dome.>
CPO Poker Mind SOB = Squid On Beach, and Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat First.
PS Good point in Honorverse Humor or lack thereof on the young Raul joke, he would be used to female nudity. But then going around nude on Grayson might be hazardous to your health, Heavy Metal Toxicity anyone?
My all time favorite is still Werrf's Honor knock knock joke:
Werrf wrote:Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Honor.
Honor who?
On 'er way to another Death Ride, want to come?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
North Hollow.
North Hollow who?
Bang.
...
...
Hello?
Werrf's first post in this thred was good too:
Werrf wrote:There's got to be a joke about how many dolists does it take to screw in a lightbulb...
How many treecats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One hand.
How many Royal Marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Lightbulb? Oh, no, they just had a slight navigational glitch and asked for directions. You can check with WO Harkness over there...
What did the pirate say when the Confederate officer blew his own fusion plant?
"That was silly."
How to Manticoran sensor crews report no contacts?
"Not a Peep."
So are you other comedians out there in the Honorverse going to let Werrf beat you? Post some jokes! Poker Mind