Michael Everett wrote:Okay, let me try a few light-panel jokes...
How many Sollies does it take to change a Light-panel?
"Why should we use a light-panel? Our bulbs are the finest in the universe!"
How many Peeps does it take to change a Light-panel?
"Being able to change a light-panel is a sign of elitism! Shoot him!"
How many Sillies does it take to change a Light-panel?
"None! If it's dark, you can't see them stealing your stuff!"
How many Manties does it take to change a Light-panel?
"First we have to come up with something better to replace it with..."
How many Graysons does it take to change a Light-panel?
"One, by the grace of the Tester!"
How many Masadans does it take to change a Light-panel?
"Light-panels are a technological abomination against God and we'll kill anyone who disagrees!"
How many Mesans does it take to change a Light-panel?
"Mesan's don't change panels, we have specialist slaves for that!"
How many Alignment Operatives does it take to change a Light-panel?
"Well, first we need to whip up some bio-nanotech..."
How many Andermani does it take to change a Light-panel?
"Depends on what you're paying..."
How many Treecats does it take to change a Light-panel?
"Bleek!"
-Edited once for spelling and to include a couple of extra jokes-
Me and my big mouth scared off the only wisecracker to come along in a while. We need fresh talent I keep having to come up with a joke or two a day to keep the topic alive, or are you Honorverse fans so dull you actually dislike humor?
A Midshipman 'Snotty' in Lord Nealson's day.
OK Snotties an other example: The sickest jokes of my misspent past were the Sally Ride jokes, the first teacher in space who blew-up with the Challenger. Here is a rework of sone of them told by Spacecat First Mangy Fur:
<What was stupid Spacecat's last thought before the Super Dreadnought blew-up?>
Passing RMMC Gunny: "Wait for it!"
<What does this button do?>
Another?
<Where did the above Spacecat spend his shore leave?>
Passing RMMC Gunny: "Wait for it!"
<All over Sphinx.>
Come on you other Honorverse wise crackers tell some jokes!