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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:31 pm

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What did Lord White Haven call his first date with Honor?

Image My Date from hell. Image

ImageOh! You Earth creatures make me so angry! Just as soon as I find my Explosive Imodium Q 38 Space Modulator you're all history!Image
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:01 am

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My fellow Americans as the old Chief prepares to leave to partake of a Thanksgiving feast a kind lady invited him to, I leave you with the following two ditties:

Mayflower http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHSVWBrZXsQ

And for those who indulge too much My Last Nite in Baltamore Arrr- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5c1oPQ6qZs

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! CPO Poker Mind

PS Happy Thanksgiving to you too DuckkImage

Thanks for putting up with us reprobates I know you want to do this: Image When all you can do is this: Image
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by RandomGraysuit   » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:01 pm

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pokermind wrote:PS Looked at how RandomGraysuit did his in reply with quote option and saw how to do it. Thanks RandomGraysuit.


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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Michael Everett   » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:55 pm

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pokermind wrote:My fellow Americans as the old Chief prepares to leave to partake of a Thanksgiving feast a kind lady invited him to, I leave you with the following two ditties:

Mayflower http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHSVWBrZXsQ

And for those who indulge too much My Last Nite in Baltamore Arrr- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5c1oPQ6qZs

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! CPO Poker Mind


Meh, we brits don't attach much importance to thanksgiving. Our take on it? Well, this strip pretty much nails it.

We probably celebrate thanksgiving as much as you across the pond celebrate Guy Fawkes Night.

Oh well, each to their own...
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:12 pm

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Michael Everett wrote:
pokermind wrote:My fellow Americans as the old Chief prepares to leave to partake of a Thanksgiving feast a kind lady invited him to, I leave you with the following two ditties:

Mayflower http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHSVWBrZXsQ

And for those who indulge too much My Last Nite in Baltamore Arrr- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5c1oPQ6qZs

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! CPO Poker Mind


Meh, we brits don't attach much importance to thanksgiving. Our take on it? Well, this strip pretty much nails it.

We probably celebrate thanksgiving as much as you across the pond celebrate Guy Fawkes Night.

Oh well, each to their own...


You mean you humble Brits don't feel like blowing up Parliament from time to time, we should be so lucky as to have a gunpowder plot to celebrate, but there are times we mere colonials feel like giving our congress an old style neck tie party.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:44 pm

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Theswerd wrote:Captain Costello leaned back in his chair as his squadron XO stepped into the office.

"Heeeeeey, Abbott, what do you have for me?"

Well," Cmdr. Abbott took a chair across the desk from his captain nd once again considered how to approach a serious matter with his somewhat... addle-minded, superior. "We have the matter of switching up the patrol schedule again. I thought we could hand some of it off onto the new tincans the admiralty sent our way."

Costello nodded. "Sounds good. What do you have in mind?"

Abbott checked his notes. "Well, the way I worked up the Schedule, I've got Hu's on First patrol, Wat's on second, and Adonahue on Third."

Costello's eye's narrowed... "You've got the schedule worked out?"

"... Yes sir..."

"And it's on your notes?"

"Yes sir."

"Then who's on First Patrol?"

"That's right."

"Who."

"Yes sir."

"The man's name on First Patrol."

"Hu."

"The man on First."

"Hu!"

"The commander of the tin can on First Patrol!"

"Hu's on First Patrol!"

"THAT'S WHAT I WANNA FIND OUT, IS WHAT'S THE GUYS NAME OF FIRST PATROL!"

"No, sir, Wat's on Second patrol!"

"I dunno who!"

"Adonahue is on Third patrol, sir!"

*Theswerd Whistles an innocent tune as he wanders away...*


Here's the Abbot and Costello Baseball sketch brought into the Honorverse by a Snotty no less. You clowns ready for a challenge?

Try to bring Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch into the Honorverse. I triple dog dare ya.

Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:52 am

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What no guts to take on the Python's Dead Parrot sketch fellow Honorverse wise-crackers? Need more time to compose? How about another Knock-knock joke to keep the Serious Sams out there from drawing cyber-knives on each other?

Knock-knock

Soli, "Who's there?"

Voice, "Feisty"

Soli, "Feisty who?"

"The Feisty Grand Alliance ants who will tear up your bloated caterpillar body Solar League!"

"Your thoughts Mange?" CPO Poker Mind.
Spacecat First Mangy Fur, < Image!> "Bleek! Bleek! ... Bleek!"
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:19 pm

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Mind Pun Treecat signing a commercial on the Wid-Screen:

<Introducing the new Sign Language to English Translator see a small light silver dangle:>

Image

<To turn on simply pull down the speaker and adjust for volume:>

Image

<Then just sign naturally:>

Image

<Then the silver dangle makes two-leg mouth noises>

Image

<No more frustration with stupid two-legs who can't read signs!>

Chief Poker Mind, "What do you think, Mange?"

Spacecat First Mangy Fur, <Our creator Runs-for-Celery should watch this commercial. I'll order one, I earned enough at poker to supply the whole clan. Stupid two-leg Snotties try to play poker with a treecat and don't have a poker-mind like you, Chief Poker Mind!>

"Bleek! ... Bleek!" Image
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:25 pm

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pokermind wrote:Mind Pun Treecat signing a commercial on the Wid-Screen:

<Introducing the new Sign Language to English Translator see a small light silver dangle:>

Image

<To turn on simply pull down the speaker and adjust for volume:>

Image

<Then just sign naturally:>

Image

<Then the silver dangle makes two-leg mouth noises>

Image

<No more frustration with stupid two-legs who can't read signs!>

Chief Poker Mind, "What do you think, Mange?"

Spacecat First Mangy Fur, <Our creator Runs-for-Celery should watch this commercial. I'll order one, I earned enough at poker to supply the whole clan. Stupid two-leg Snotties try to play poker with a treecat and don't have a poker-mind like you, Chief Poker Mind!>

"Bleek! ... Bleek!" Image


Well I think I should give the source for the illustrations above http://petitinvention.wordpress.com/2009/02/23/sign-language-interpreter/ none are my own.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:49 am

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Mind Pun: Commercial on the Vid-Screen Announcer:

The latest from Grayson's Raunch-Co label, Chief Poker Mind and his electric lyre playing buddy Spacecat First Mangy Fur playing:

Horrible screeching electric-lyre music, and singing that sounds like a Missouri Canary (Mule Y'all).

"About Honor Alexander Harrington is this ditty

"Some think she should fly a desk in Landing city

"Others that she should kick ass and take names

"Like the plow mule wearing collar and hames[? sp.]

"And poor Nimitz is now the family kitty ..."

News anouncer, "Now go to the topic SPOILER The Future of Honor Alexander Harrington, and vote."
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