Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

pokermind wrote:Namelessfly gave two in his Duckk topic,

"Why do Duckks have flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning Duckks."

The chief replyed:

"Why do Duckks have Namelessfly swatters?

I hope y'all don't find out, Fly"

There is an ancient Roman saying, "A fly may think he's an eagle, but if the eagle sees him there is an end to the silly creature."

Any other fly jokes out there? Or to be fair Duckk jokes?

A Sea Shanty for ye, Drunken Sailor, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLYLO_T5YFo, Enjoy Arrr-

CPO Poker Mind.

Oops the old Chief messed up the ancient Roman saying it is, "The eagle may not hawk for flies, but if he sees one there is an end to the creature." *&%$#@!! stroke riddled Swiss Cheese brain!

Spacekiwi wrote:

pokermind wrote:Namelessfly gave two in his Duckk topic,

"Why do Duckks have flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning Duckks."

The chief replyed:

"Why do Duckks have Namelessfly swatters?

I hope y'all don't find out, Fly"

There is an ancient Roman saying, "A fly may think he's an eagle, but if the eagle sees him there is an end to the silly creature."

Any other fly jokes out there? Or to be fair Duckk jokes?

A Sea Shanty for ye, Drunken Sailor, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLYLO_T5YFo, Enjoy Arrr-

CPO Poker Mind.

Oops the old Chief messed up the ancient Roman saying it is, "The eagle may not hawk for flies, but if he sees one there is an end to the creature." *&%$#@!! stroke riddled Swiss Cheese brain!

What happens if you tell a joke when namelessfly is having a drink?

Flyspray.


dont have any ducck jokes yet, but im sure that duck hunting season is coming up so i'll just leave it to the
professionals of Daffy and Bugss.

"Ducck season!"
"Fly Season!"
"Why would you season a fly?"
"to cause a frog to croak."

There is said to be a hungry headless ghost. why? because he thought of the wrong duck.

Have you heard? a paintball gun company has put out a shotgun paintball that doesn't hurt and can be used to put out flamewars? they call it the 'admiral Duckshot'.



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I may be a stinker, but I am a MANTICORAN stinker!
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pokermind wrote:Mind-Pun

Manticorian talk show with the treecat's spokes -Cat on the Treecat Human Breading Program. The host asks, "How do you answer all the critics of your Human Breading Program?"

The supple brown young mind-singer scientist types something into a computer types the command for five second delay. She faces the audience, puts her true hands by her perky ears, spreads her fingers waving back and forth, sticks out her tongue, The computer generated voice now going "Naner-Naner-Naner ..."

Treecats Rock!

pokermind wrote:

pokermind wrote:Mind-Pun

Manticorian talk show with the treecat's spokes -Cat on the Treecat Human Breading Program. The host asks, "How do you answer all the critics of your Human Breading Program?"

The supple brown young mind-singer scientist types something into a computer types the command for five second delay. She faces the audience, puts her true hands by her perky ears, spreads her fingers waving back and forth, sticks out her tongue, The computer generated voice now going "Naner-Naner-Naner ..."

Treecats Rock!

The above is not funny out of context there was a topic on a treecat human breeding program, 'cats breed humans with tasiest mind glows or ability to have a mind voice, and this joke was about that.

Well from the Pre-ART age to the ART Age:

"Knock-knock"

"Who's there?"

"Rat,"

"Rat who?"

"Rat Poison Assassin." Assassin pushes open the door, and is immediately turned into a pile of not so clean bone.
While the treecat is licking his fur clean the target pats his head and says "Thank you Quick Claw."

Quick Claw using his three fingered, and one thumbed fore paw flips his protectee the bird, treecat for <F--- you two-leg!>

CPO Poker Mind

Treecat Marines Rock!!!

waddles for desert wrote:

pokermind wrote:"pokermind Mind-Pun

Manticorian talk show with the treecat's spokes -Cat on the Treecat Human Breading Program. The host asks, "How do you answer all the critics of your Human Breading Program?"

The supple brown young mind-singer scientist types something into a computer types the command for five second delay. She faces the audience, puts her true hands by her perky ears, spreads her fingers waving back and forth, sticks out her tongue, The computer generated voice now going "Naner-Naner-Naner ..."

Treecats Rock! quote"

The above is not funny out of context there was a topic on a treecat human breeding program, 'cats breed humans with tasiest mind glows or ability to have a mind voice, and this joke was about that.

Well from the Pre-ART age to the ART Age:

"Knock-knock"

"Who's there?"

"Rat,"

"Rat who?"

"Rat Poison Assassin." Assassin pushes open the door, and is immediately turned into a pile of not so clean bone.
While the treecat is licking his fur clean the target pats his head and says "Thank you Quick Claw."

Quick Claw using his three fingered, and one thumbed fore paw flips his protectee the bird, treecat for <F--- you two-leg!>

CPO Poker Mind

Treecat Marines Rock!!!

The image is pretty small and I can't quite make it out.

Just what IS that Treecat Marine doing to that poor Squid? I know "Don't ask, don't tell" is gone, but maybe they should keep "don't show"??