pokermind wrote:Namelessfly gave two in his Duckk topic,
"Why do Duckks have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning Duckks."
The chief replyed:
"Why do Duckks have Namelessfly swatters?
I hope y'all don't find out, Fly"
There is an ancient Roman saying, "A fly may think he's an eagle, but if the eagle sees him there is an end to the silly creature."
Any other fly jokes out there? Or to be fair Duckk jokes?
A Sea Shanty for ye, Drunken Sailor, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLYLO_T5YFo, Enjoy Arrr-
CPO Poker Mind.
Oops the old Chief messed up the ancient Roman saying it is, "The eagle may not hawk for flies, but if he sees one there is an end to the creature." *&%$#@!! stroke riddled Swiss Cheese brain!
What happens if you tell a joke when namelessfly is having a drink?
Flyspray.
dont have any ducck jokes yet, but im sure that duck hunting season is coming up so i'll just leave it to the
professionals of Daffy and Bugss.
"Ducck season!"
"Fly Season!"
"Why would you season a fly?"
"to cause a frog to croak."
There is said to be a hungry headless ghost. why? because he thought of the wrong duck.
Have you heard? a paintball gun company has put out a shotgun paintball that doesn't hurt and can be used to put out flamewars? they call it the 'admiral Duckshot'.
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