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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by penny   » Tue Jul 16, 2024 4:33 pm

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markusschaber wrote:Imagine:

Ginny Usher and Allison Harrington dueling in flirtation, in front of a bunch of Graysons. :oops:

:lol: Water is never wasted on Grayson. But those two would be doused with precious Holy water!
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by penny   » Wed Jul 17, 2024 2:03 am

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3 to 3 vote!

TIE GOES TO THE RUNNER




NEWSFAX

5) "the actions alleged in the first and second specifications of these charges constitute desertion in the face of the enemy as defined under the Fourteenth, Fifteenth, and Nineteenth Articles of War, and, as such, an act of high treason under the Articles of War and the Constitution of this Star Kingdom." (Unable to reach a verdict; 3 to 3 vote)
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by penny   » Tue Jul 23, 2024 10:45 am

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Demonstration Launch

"They must have dumped a huge load in their britches when the undetected g-torps detonated off their starboard bow."

"Now you know why we don't take prisoners."
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by penny   » Sat Jul 27, 2024 9:51 am

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How did it really go?

“Take it Honor. It is a medal for your accomplishments.”

“Oh no. I can't accept that Elizabeth.”

“No no, take it Honor, you earned it.”

“Do keep it Beth, I was only doing my duty.”

“Honor. Of all the people I give stuff to, you are the most deserving. So please, accept it.”

“I just can't Beth. I just can't.”

“You damn well can Honor. And you will. If you don't I am going to place it around your neck and choke you with it!”

“Well if you insist??? ... Ok ok no need to get physical.”


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Laser Printer


FAL US 16

The most printed item in history.



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Regen Therapy

“Nurse Longitt. Think I can get a few extra sessions where it counts?”
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by penny   » Sun Sep 08, 2024 5:35 am

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The Prime Directive spelled out


"If I didn't say it once I said it a thousand times. 'Cavorting with infidels is going to come home to roost.' Just look at the statistics. Divorce is up 5000 percent! Adultery is running rampant and there has never been a case of adultery on Grayson. Ever! Hell, there has never been a divorce! I don't know how some wholeass came up with 5000 percent unless he's trying to paint a rosier picture! Grayson is going to Hell in one of those hand baskets the Queen sent us long ago. And it gets worse. Because of all of the modern laws given to Grayson women since that harlot stepped foot on sacred land, those Grayson women divorcing their husbands are walking away with small fortunes and running away with Manticoran men. What does having a lot of wives have to do with alienation of affection anyway! Damn infidels! I told you and I told you Mayhew! You should change your name to Mayhem!"
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by penny   » Tue Oct 15, 2024 6:29 pm

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Horrible Hemphill’s Office
Intimidating sign hung above her head

IF YOU WERE STRANDED IN SPACE
IN SANDRA BULLOCK'S PLACE

WOULD YOU STILL BE STRANDED NOW?



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—by MAN

Preferred deodorant of agents and spies.

Strong enough for a coward. But made for an agent. Never let them make you sweat.


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Evolution of Technology and Ignorance


Sol System: AD

Johnny was a chemist but Johnny is no more

What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4



HV: PD

Sally was a reporter as nosey as you can git

What Sally thought was a crawl space, was a plasma conduit


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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by penny   » Sun Nov 03, 2024 8:43 am

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Beware colorful words. Partly the point of this humor.


Trevor's Star

“What the phuck just happened!? I've been telling everyone we should be more cautious when going into battle against Alphas! But nooooo... everyone has been laughing about the notion of super brainy people. But I heard it through the grapevine that Honor is an Alpha too! And she's been blowing up the phucking galaxy for years! Look at this shit! ... We look like Wolf 359! Game over man. Game over!”

“Watch your mouth Sargeant.”

“For cryin' out loud Sar Major! You've been cussing under your breath since this engagement started. We're Marines!”


It appears that having a lot more Alphas than just one gives a whole new meaning to "Honor roll."



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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by penny   » Sun Nov 03, 2024 9:16 am

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The Opposition

"The MAN might have lots of Salamanders, but they're just newts."



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Aww, look at Honor back on the high seas. She's like a salamander finally back in the water.
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