markusschaber wrote:Imagine:
Ginny Usher and Allison Harrington dueling in flirtation, in front of a bunch of Graysons.
Water is never wasted on Grayson. But those two would be doused with precious Holy water!
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Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
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by penny
» Tue Jul 16, 2024 4:33 pm
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Water is never wasted on Grayson. But those two would be doused with precious Holy water! .
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by penny
» Wed Jul 17, 2024 2:03 am
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3 to 3 vote!
TIE GOES TO THE RUNNER
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by penny
» Tue Jul 23, 2024 10:45 am
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Demonstration Launch
"They must have dumped a huge load in their britches when the undetected g-torps detonated off their starboard bow." "Now you know why we don't take prisoners." .
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by penny
» Sat Jul 27, 2024 9:51 am
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How did it really go?
“Take it Honor. It is a medal for your accomplishments.” “Oh no. I can't accept that Elizabeth.” “No no, take it Honor, you earned it.” “Do keep it Beth, I was only doing my duty.” “Honor. Of all the people I give stuff to, you are the most deserving. So please, accept it.” “I just can't Beth. I just can't.” “You damn well can Honor. And you will. If you don't I am going to place it around your neck and choke you with it!” “Well if you insist??? ... Ok ok no need to get physical.” ****** * Laser Printer FAL US 16 The most printed item in history. ****** * Regen Therapy “Nurse Longitt. Think I can get a few extra sessions where it counts?” .
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by penny
» Sun Sep 08, 2024 5:35 am
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The Prime Directive spelled out
"If I didn't say it once I said it a thousand times. 'Cavorting with infidels is going to come home to roost.' Just look at the statistics. Divorce is up 5000 percent! Adultery is running rampant and there has never been a case of adultery on Grayson. Ever! Hell, there has never been a divorce! I don't know how some wholeass came up with 5000 percent unless he's trying to paint a rosier picture! Grayson is going to Hell in one of those hand baskets the Queen sent us long ago. And it gets worse. Because of all of the modern laws given to Grayson women since that harlot stepped foot on sacred land, those Grayson women divorcing their husbands are walking away with small fortunes and running away with Manticoran men. What does having a lot of wives have to do with alienation of affection anyway! Damn infidels! I told you and I told you Mayhew! You should change your name to Mayhem!" .
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by penny
» Tue Oct 15, 2024 6:29 pm
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Horrible Hemphill’s Office
Intimidating sign hung above her head
Missile><Launch —by MAN Preferred deodorant of agents and spies. Strong enough for a coward. But made for an agent. Never let them make you sweat. ****** * Evolution of Technology and Ignorance Sol System: AD Johnny was a chemist but Johnny is no more What Johnny thought was H20 was H2S04 HV: PD Sally was a reporter as nosey as you can git What Sally thought was a crawl space, was a plasma conduit .
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