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Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Thu Jan 20, 2022 7:06 am
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	Clean Killer absorbs Naval Tactics After a harrowing battle with many Malign agents. Harahap, "Whew! We were lucky to get out of this one alive." <Nah! I overheard some naval strategy over at the Admiralty. It had something to do with the feet in the tail.> Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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by cthia » Thu Jan 20, 2022 7:06 am

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Clean Killer absorbs Naval Tactics

After a harrowing battle with many Malign agents.

Harahap, "Whew! We were lucky to get out of this one alive."

<Nah! I overheard some naval strategy over at the Admiralty. It had something to do with the feet in the tail.>

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Sat Feb 12, 2022 7:47 am
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	cthia wrote:Clean Killer absorbs Naval Tactics After a harrowing battle with many Malign agents. Harahap, "Whew! We were lucky to get out of this one alive." <Nah! I overheard some naval strategy over at the Admiralty. It had something to do with the feet in the tail.> "But you are Clean Killer. Playing around with assholes isn't exactly a clean kill." <No it isn't. But it sure is a good way to get them to expose their juggler. 'Open up wide.' "Say Ah."> " AH! " " " Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Sat Feb 12, 2022 7:47 am

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cthia wrote:Clean Killer absorbs Naval Tactics

After a harrowing battle with many Malign agents.

Harahap, "Whew! We were lucky to get out of this one alive."

<Nah! I overheard some naval strategy over at the Admiralty. It had something to do with the feet in the tail.>

"But you are Clean Killer. Playing around with assholes isn't exactly a clean kill."

<No it isn't. But it sure is a good way to get them to expose their juggler. 'Open up wide.' "Say Ah.">

"

AH!

"

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Tue Feb 22, 2022 1:46 am
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	Pillow talk in the Palace Right after Honor marries Hamish and Emily "Justin, do you love me enough to share me with someone else?" "I already share you with someone else honey. Ariel rides you more than I do. I don't mind, mind you. It's like dating a married woman. I get all the fun. He gets all the cuddling. He even helps me when your PMS is acting up. I would give my left testicle to keep this arrangement." "What about your right testicle?" "Honey, all men give that one up the moment they say "I do." Diplomatic Incident "I knew I shouldn't have attended that meeting!" "The MA agent requested you." "I was so angry inside, Justin, that I wanted to reach over and pull his heart right out of his throat. Next thing I knew Ariel was handing it to me. What will we do, we can't prosecute Ariel! It was temporary insanity from channeling all of my rage." "The reports say Ariel's tail was flicking so fast it sounded like an old-fashioned helicopter." "I think my rage was a trigger for his. Isn't that how old-fashioned nukes work?" Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Tue Feb 22, 2022 1:46 am

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Pillow talk in the Palace
Right after Honor marries Hamish and Emily

"Justin, do you love me enough to share me with someone else?"

"I already share you with someone else honey. Ariel rides you more than I do. I don't mind, mind you. It's like dating a married woman. I get all the fun. He gets all the cuddling. He even helps me when your PMS is acting up. I would give my left testicle to keep this arrangement."

"What about your right testicle?"

"Honey, all men give that one up the moment they say "I do."

Diplomatic Incident

"I knew I shouldn't have attended that meeting!"

"The MA agent requested you."

"I was so angry inside, Justin, that I wanted to reach over and pull his heart right out of his throat. Next thing I knew Ariel was handing it to me. What will we do, we can't prosecute Ariel! It was temporary insanity from channeling all of my rage."

"The reports say Ariel's tail was flicking so fast it sounded like an old-fashioned helicopter."

"I think my rage was a trigger for his. Isn't that how old-fashioned nukes work?"

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Sun Feb 27, 2022 3:23 am
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	Nimitz' Memoirs A discussion with the crew "Nimitz, does a Treecat swear?" <We don't use foul language. We use foul images. Instead of telling a cat to go fuck himself, we show him what to do.> " " Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Sun Feb 27, 2022 3:23 am

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Nimitz' Memoirs
A discussion with the crew

"Nimitz, does a Treecat swear?"

<We don't use foul language. We use foul images. Instead of telling a cat to go fuck himself, we show him what to do.>

" :lol:

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Sun Mar 06, 2022 9:36 am
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	Lenny One's maiden voyage "Are we going to attack them head on?" "Yes, they are looking for a bow shock. Let's make sure we give them one." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Sun Mar 06, 2022 9:36 am

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Lenny One's maiden voyage

"Are we going to attack them head on?"

"Yes, they are looking for a bow

shock. Let's make sure we give them one."

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:32 am
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	Alice Truman's Harem Truman accidentally drops her robe in front of an officer. "HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA! ... I thought all of your blonde harem used Viagara or Levitra. Now I know it's just SEE ALICE " Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:32 am

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Alice Truman's Harem

Truman accidentally drops her robe in front of an officer.

"HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA!

...

I thought all of your blonde harem used Viagara or Levitra. Now I know it's just SEE ALICE :!:

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Wed Apr 06, 2022 11:32 am
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	The Red Cross "Where are we headed?" "We received an SOS from a ship in distress? "What are we gonna do?" "We're going to give her a jump." "We're gonna what?" "We're going to give her a transfusion." "What?!!!" "She had a complete reactor scram. She needs plasma." "Huh? " ... "That's a big phucking ship!" "Don't worry. We always carry the bigger needles. The monster cables." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Wed Apr 06, 2022 11:32 am

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The Red Cross

"Where are we headed?"

"We received an SOS from a ship in distress?

"What are we gonna do?"

"We're going to give her a jump."

"We're gonna what?"

"We're going to give her a transfusion."

"What?!!!"

"She had a complete reactor scram. She needs plasma."

"Huh?

"

...

"That's a big phucking ship!"

"Don't worry. We always carry the bigger needles. The monster cables."

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Sun Apr 10, 2022 6:50 am
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	Math problem Lonny wrote:In chapter 13 of SftS as Admiral Henke is leaving Hephaestus she is thinking about the squadron reorganization plan the Janacek Admiralty had put into place. She's thinking that the reduction of squadron size from 8 ships to 6 ships will require 25% more admirals and staffs for the same number of ships. If you have 3 squadrons of 8 ships for a total of 24 ships and you change to 4 squadrons of 6 ships for a total of 24 ships you go from needing 3 admirals etc. to 4 admirals etc. This is an increase of 33 1/3% rather than 25%. I don't remember noticing this the first time through. I am reading the E-ARC version. Maybe this was fixed in the final version. Lonny Do forgive me, but everyone should know by now that I simply can not, should not, would not, could not, will not ever shy away from an opportunity at humor. Textev says that Honor is weak at math. Textev also says that Henke and Honor were roommates and Henke helped Honor with her math. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Sun Apr 10, 2022 6:50 am

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Math problem

Lonny wrote:In chapter 13 of SftS as Admiral Henke is leaving Hephaestus she is thinking about the squadron reorganization plan the Janacek Admiralty had put into place.

She's thinking that the reduction of squadron size from 8 ships to 6 ships will require 25% more admirals and staffs for the same number of ships. If you have 3 squadrons of 8 ships for a total of 24 ships and you change to 4 squadrons of 6 ships for a total of 24 ships you go from needing 3 admirals etc. to 4 admirals etc. This is an increase of 33 1/3% rather than 25%.

I don't remember noticing this the first time through. I am reading the E-ARC version. Maybe this was fixed in the final version.

Lonny

Do forgive me, but everyone should know by now that I simply can not, should not, would not, could not, will not ever shy away from an opportunity at humor.

Textev says that Honor is weak at math. Textev also says that Henke and Honor were roommates and Henke helped Honor with her math. :lol:

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:19 am
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	Memoirs Grayson Armsmen are gangs of cockblockers! —Anonymous Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:19 am

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Memoirs

Grayson Armsmen are gangs of cockblockers!

—Anonymous

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Mon May 09, 2022 1:28 am
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	Tourville's Memoirs "Shannon, you have to remember the 'Citizen Commander' address. 'PC' is shorthand for politically correct and People's Commissioner. You have got to remember that with this new regime the two are synonomous and dangerous." "PC is also shorthand for personal computer, and my PC is synonomous with 'blow' and 'up'. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Mon May 09, 2022 1:28 am

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Tourville's Memoirs

"Shannon, you have to remember the 'Citizen Commander' address. 'PC' is shorthand for politically correct and People's Commissioner. You have got to remember that with this new regime the two are synonomous and dangerous."

"PC is also shorthand for personal computer, and my PC is synonomous with 'blow' and 'up'.

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