ThinksMarkedly wrote:
The point of the thread was to discuss what should be in the sticky post, not to be the sticky post. And not to rediscuss the topics themselves, of course.
We need to clean up the multiple topics and explanations of why they are dead horses, then make the post for Duckk to make sticky.
And yes, please include that RFC = runsforcelery = David. When I started reading the forum, I was wondering why people were talking about Request for Comments. And why Pooh sometimes got into the conversation or why the cost of refitting Beowulfan SDs was relevant (signatures are not clearly separated from the text).
The GRAV LANCE should not be part of this discussion. It has the distinction of being the MVP of this thread. From what I'm told, it gave birth to all of the other horses. It's a Clydesdale.
It should have its name up in lights NOW! Since it ran a race and set records that rivals what even Secretariat accomplished.*
I'm aware that the intention of the thread is to produce the final version. But, as always in the case of most threads, the human element is missed.
I'm concerned with this window of vulnerability of newcomers hypering in NOW, and stepping on that damn grav Lance NOW.
Why is the grav Lance part of the discussion, and why is it not getting FIRST BILLING?
There is no need to discuss the grav lance. As it stands, a hapless, innocent snotty may feel he can bring it up, NOW.
THE HUMAN ELEMENT found inside of HUMAN NATURE has this persistent thing lurking inside it called procrastination. Procrastination can bite one IN and ON the ass. Believe me, I know. It cost me over fifty grand fresh out of college when I hypered into Silicon Valley and purchased my first flat. Procrastination here could cause one to lose his head.
In this case, when a newbie hypers in system, and he sees the newbie thread, he may procrastinate reading it until a much later date. One reason he may choose to procrastinate, is because he has taken the time to compose a very detailed, brand spanking new use for the grav lance and wants to publish it before he loses it.
BUT! HOPEFULLY, that same human element found inside of human nature has a very strong thing called curiosity. Curiosity most likely will cause, at the very least, a "quick" cursory glance at the thread for newbies.
WE MUST USE THAT QUICK FIRST GLANCE TO WARN HIM ABOUT THE GRAV LANCE, before he, HOPEFULLY, gets back around to completing the newbie thread!
In this case, curiosity could keep the cat from being killed, if the grav lance warning buoy is seen IMMEDIATELY!
Does anybody disagree that the grav lance is a capital offense? No? So let us not act like it.
I agree about the aliases of the author. When I first joined the forum, I thought runsforcelery was some guy who ran the gauntlet of getting constipated from eating too much celery, then suffered the effect of a laxative. Later on I incorporated it as a joke in the humor thread.
I'd like to know IMMEDIATELY if I'm butting heads with the author. Like, say, when bringing up the grav lance???
Anything else is just plain uncivilized, and no amount of explanation short of an apology is going to suffice for a newbie who hasn't gotten around to completely reading the newbie thread.
Matter of fact, even an apology falls short of atoning for something that shouldn't happen in the first place. BUT!
Admittedly, that's the bar my parents set when they raised ME.
A warning buoy for the grav Lance should be listed NOW!
NOT after these discussions are finalized, the cows come home, the creek rises, or that damn python lump is complete. But NOW!
I'm wrestling with my spell checker because it wants to substitute grab for grav. It wants to capitalize lance. And it wants to turn TheEmile into the smile. Why? Because I haven't gotten around to editing the dictionary included with my keyboard. Why? Glad you asked. Procrastination!
*Grav Lance.