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by cthia
» Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:10 am
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Harrington's Memoirs
"Honor, why didn't you speak up about the rape?" "If I had, Young would have been court martialed and the Navy would have taken care of him. I knew that if I allowed him to slip through the cracks and keep feeding him rope, I'd get to take care of him. It's the grandest strategy I've ever had." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:11 pm
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This is likely what got his ass kicked. Honor is sick of all the horse shit. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:26 am
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Nimitz' Memoirs
"Nimitz, what is the hardest thing you've ever done?" <Keeping my composure after Honor killed Pavel Young. She was laughing so hard inside it was all I could do not to join her. Two-leg laughter is contagious> "Would you have killed Burdette if he'd won?" <No, his injuries would have killed him> "Would you have killed Young if he'd succeeded in raping Honor?" <It's the only time Honor would have beaten me to the mark> Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:00 am
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Elizabeth III Memoirs
"Beth, you must have a hell of a taxidermist, considering your legendary temper and habit of having your grudges stuffed and mounted on the wall." "When my father was grooming me, he said a Queen must have a good tailor to hide the bulges, a good hairdresser to hide the bad hair day and a good taxidermist to hide the object of one's ire." . Last edited by cthia on Thu Feb 14, 2019 4:51 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:57 am
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Mike's Memoirs
"You have to understand, Honor didn't exactly see eye to eye with the Graysons then. The last communiqué I received from her stated that she had to put on a show for the Queen at a State Dinner. I told her to break a leg. Then I received an HD showing of her on the Maccabeus Coup. Clearly the next time I tell her to break a leg, I'll be more explicit." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:55 pm
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cthia
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Hamish's Memoirs
"There's a rumor circulating about that you are making excuses for Janacek's actions." "I'd like to set the record straight. I merely said that he might've sustained too many cranial injuries on the gridiron." "What is your personal opinion of your wife's strategy and tactics?" "Showing her opponent exactly what they wish to see works flawlessly. Seduces me every time." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Fri Feb 22, 2019 5:35 pm
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Sonja's Memoirs
"Why do you dislike being called Admiral Low Delhi?" "Honor has a reputation of eating her enemies alive. Low Delhi sounds too much like a sandwich shop." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Fri Feb 22, 2019 5:46 pm
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cthia
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Shannon's Memoirs
"Why were you called a tac witch?" "Our tac systems weren't as advanced as the Manties. I had a reputation of being able to blow up data onscreen. I've always been fond of blowing things up." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:37 pm
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cthia
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Usher's Memoirs
"Kevin, did you really have a drinking problem?" "Of course I did. How else could I convince anyone that I drank the dead bodies they found under the table?" Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Thu Feb 28, 2019 11:34 am
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Samantha's Memoirs
<Just when Nimitz had convinced me of the joys of "phone sex" he has to go and get himself disconnected> Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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