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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:33 am

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Grayson 'Cats on High Octane


"OMG! What's going on with the 'Cats?" Riiiip! Crrrrash! Shred!

"You said to let them try out a bowl of coffee each."

"Decaffeinated you idiot! Decaffeinated!"

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Thu Oct 18, 2018 6:58 am

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After coming across a watch, a conscientious officer returned it to its rightful owner via the inscription on its back. To Honor, Love Dad.

TIMEX . . . she takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin.'

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:52 am

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Some Holiday Cheer

How do you keep a Cat from cheating on a test?

You use the Honor system.

Vigilante treecat justice . . .

<Hang the SOB from a tree and swing from his limbs>

Do treecats believe in God?

<Well, we did convince the hexapumas that higher beings live in trees>


Treecats and Idioms.

Before Honor's swim . . .

<Back to the drowning board>

What do you think about Burdette losing his head?

<At least it didn't cost him an arm and a leg>

The 'Cats description of Nimitz during the Maccabeus coup . . .

<He was up in arms>

After the death of Santino.

<Elvis has left the building>

Why do 'Cats somersault onto people's shoulders?

<We like to hit the nail on the head>
<Bounce off one's rocker>
<Be on the ball>

Why do Treecats kill so fast?

<We like to make a long story short>

Why did both of you attack him together?

<We were on a date and decided to go Dutch>

If Jack Kevorkian is embraced in the Honorverse. It would give a new meaning to Jacking off.

Right before attempting to rape her, Pavel Young told Honor to pony up.


A blast from the past . . .

Cthia's Greatest Holiday Hits

Cthia's Greatest Holiday Hits 2017

Keep laughter alive. Presently, it's our only form of prolong.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Mon Dec 31, 2018 10:19 am

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The Medusans stated that Mekoha is simply another hit of Transcendental Medication.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Mon Dec 31, 2018 11:11 am

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The biggest hit song on Grayson since the Maccabeus Coup which has also gone insanely viral in the SEM, much to Honor's chagrin. A parody of an Old Earth classic . . .

Kung Fu Fighting

Honor's body was Kung Fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But she fought with expert timing
There were funky 'sadan men
From a funky 'sadan town
They were chopping them up
They were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art
And Honor knew her part
From a feint into a slip
And a kicking from the hip.
Honor's body was Kung Fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But she fought with expert timing
There was funky Billy Chin
And little Sammy Chung
Honor handled Billy
and Nimitz sliced up Chung
The rest went all too quick
One thing I cannot pick
The pieces all laid out
The guards began to shout
Then everybody was, Kung Fu fighting
You have to be quick as lightning
It was just a little bit frightening
Fighting with expert timing
Oooooooo oooooooooo

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by smr   » Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:28 pm

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ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! I can just picture the scene in my mind and that had me smiling and laughing!

cthia wrote:Grayson 'Cats on High Octane


"OMG! What's going on with the 'Cats?" Riiiip! Crrrrash! Shred!

"You said to let them try out a bowl of coffee each."

"Decaffeinated you idiot! Decaffeinated!"
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sat Jan 19, 2019 1:35 am

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smr wrote:ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! I can just picture the scene in my mind and that had me smiling and laughing!

cthia wrote:Grayson 'Cats on High Octane


"OMG! What's going on with the 'Cats?" Riiiip! Crrrrash! Shred!

"You said to let them try out a bowl of coffee each."

"Decaffeinated you idiot! Decaffeinated!"


Like a bunch of phucking gremlins running amok!

::facepalm::

Don't ever feed Treecats coffee after midnight.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Tue Jan 22, 2019 10:39 am

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A Treecat mistakenly left amongst the Stilthies


<Why don't you respond? Have you lost your empathic ability?>

<What ability? I can't see, hear, sense or feel a damn thing right now. I got eight limbs and none of 'em move. Try some of this weed :geek: >


Thus goes the legend behind the 'Cats second celery.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:26 am

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"Pass one of those blunts, Puffs on Clouds."

<What flavor?>

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:31 am

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Harrington's dissenters in the aftermath of UH . . .

"OMG! When that bitch is on the rag the whole damn galaxy bleeds!"

"Damn straight, somebody please, get that bitch a Prozac."

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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