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Re: BEOWULF - THE KARMA SUITSYA | |
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by cthia » Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:54 pm | |
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BTW, a violation made against the sensibilities of Karma could cause her to bite Beowulf in the ass years from now. Of course the bite marks will measure the size of SLN teeth.
Karma could become a sleeping beauty, hungry for revenge as she awakens - kissed by new SL technology. That's what Harrington's Doctrine was trying to avoid - Karma rearing her ugly head in the form of a Phoenix rising from the ashes. . . "Kill! Kill those neobarbaric bastards! And their fornicating bitch Beowulf!" Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Sat Sep 29, 2018 1:47 am | |
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The SLN apparatus is likened unto a spoiled human child suffering from ADD living inside of an angry adult gorilla. You don't want to antagonize a spoiled brat weighing 800# who'll just give you a temper tantrum. You'll have to convince the spoiled brat who believes it to be treason - of the personal kind - that it is not treason. Good luck with that. Beowulf knows who and what she's been working with over the centuries. She's been dealing with the mentally challenged gorilla and attempting to change his diapers for centuries, but always managing to get a little baby caca on her hands. The RMN is its new and improved hand sanitizer, but a day late and a war tantrum short. She can always clean up after - Karma has delivered her payload. It's hard to pacify a spoiled brat suffering from ADD living inside the body of an angry gorilla. The marriage between Manticore and Beowulf is considered adultery in the eyes of the Lord err League. The Ape most likely considers it as fornication with his most reviled enemy. The marriage between Beowulf and Sol is legal. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Sun Sep 30, 2018 12:53 pm | |
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Bold mine. This is the tactic I envisioned in my head of Beowulf using against the Mandarins to oust them in public. I can also imagine the resolution on high definition (HD) screens in the Honorverse showing high resolution images of the intact defenses in the MBS. I can't imagine the lucrative SEM not having its own broadcast channel on Old Terra. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Sun Sep 30, 2018 6:53 pm | |
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Bold mine.
Beowulf too for that matter. Since she's claiming the League as a dependent. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:04 pm | |
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The 800# Gorilla's feelings have been hurt.
There's been a citing in the weight room. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Tue Oct 02, 2018 7:25 pm | |
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I'd like to have a little fun with analogies. I'm trying to come up with one where the art imitates life in a specific way.
Oftentimes divorce leaves the woman pregnant with the estranged husband's baby. Suddenly the SLN may find legal legs to stand on. Joint custody of the baby. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:44 am | |
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ws Bulletin . . . . . . . . News Bul
Beowulf laid it all on the line at the referendum. They put a finger on why they divorced the League. Apparently the nasty League gave her a serious case of the runs. Then after the vote Beowulf developed an even worse case of the claps. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:45 am | |
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Beowulf should have protected herself before getting into bed with the League.
She should have worn a condom. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:49 am | |
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So that's why she got an injection in both cheeks from the RMN. Just what the doctor ordered.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:07 am | |
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Beowulf knows that, the GA knows that. I, you, we know that. The Mandarins and their SLN don't know that. And they don't beg to differ. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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