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Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:26 am
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	Godzilla vs Gorilla in the Thrilla of Manila The Thrilla in Manila was the third and final boxing match between Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier. If you recall the boxing match you may remember Ali chanting, "Is that all you can give? Come on, you ugly gorilla—hit me!" Henceforth, Sol will be forever nicknamed the Manila system by the entire fracking League. Godzilla is just a huge Salamander. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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by cthia » Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:26 am

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Godzilla vs Gorilla in the Thrilla of Manila

The Thrilla in Manila was the third and final boxing match between Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier.

If you recall the boxing match you may remember Ali chanting, "Is that all you can give? Come on, you ugly gorilla—hit me!"

Henceforth, Sol will be forever nicknamed the Manila system by the entire fracking League.

Godzilla is just a huge Salamander.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Thu Apr 05, 2018 12:00 pm
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	Honor and Nimitz at the end of UH <What's wrong Honor?> "Nimitz, I just realized that I really am a bloodthirsty bitch." <Your nose! It's finally shrinking! > "I'm gonna get you Stinker!" Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Thu Apr 05, 2018 12:00 pm

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Honor and Nimitz at the end of UH

<What's wrong Honor?>

"Nimitz, I just realized that I really am a bloodthirsty bitch."

<Your nose! It's finally shrinking! :lol:

>

"I'm gonna get you Stinker!"

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by MAD-4A » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:14 pm
MAD-4A Captain of the List Posts: 719 Joined: Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:48 pm Location: Texas	cthia wrote:Stupidity must be a sexually transmitted disease, because the SLN keeps screwing themselves. ok, I'll give you a LOL on that one. - Almost only counts in Horseshoes and Nuclear Weapons. I almost got the Hand-Grenade out the window does not count.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by MAD-4A » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:14 pm

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cthia wrote:Stupidity must be a sexually transmitted disease, because the SLN keeps screwing themselves.

ok, I'll give you a LOL on that one.

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Almost only counts in Horseshoes and Nuclear Weapons. I almost got the Hand-Grenade out the window does not count.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:29 pm
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	Over 40,000 views in approximately one month speaks for itself. The site broke during that time. Dislocated funny bones are, well, dislocated. Quick heal might help. ****** * I remember pointing out that the Harrington Doctrine is written on rice paper and that it'd be impossible to tread while dealing with an 800# Gorilla on your back. Sooner or later the Gorilla would cause you to tear the paper your plan is written on. Sort of like the thugs that broke the necklace which reminded Bruce Lee of his promise not to fight. The SLN broke Sally's necklace. Oh, it's on now! Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:29 pm

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Over 40,000 views in approximately one month speaks for itself. The site broke during that time. Dislocated funny bones are, well, dislocated. Quick heal might help.

****** *

I remember pointing out that the Harrington Doctrine is written on rice paper and that it'd be impossible to tread while dealing with an 800# Gorilla on your back. Sooner or later the Gorilla would cause you to tear the paper your plan is written on. Sort of like the thugs that broke the necklace which reminded Bruce Lee of his promise not to fight.

The SLN broke Sally's necklace. Oh, it's on now!

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:28 pm
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	Hamish & Honor after her return... "Honor, you promised me you wouldn't go off all half-cocked!" "I didn't dear. I was fully loaded." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:28 pm

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Hamish & Honor after her return...

"Honor, you promised me you wouldn't go off all half-cocked!"

"I didn't dear. I was fully loaded."

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:41 pm
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:41 pm

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:00 pm
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	Why are so many MA members turning to the imbibing of old-fashioned spirits? They want their extreme attitude to be blamed on the alcohol and not the psychopathy. "We're not crazy, we're just drunk." I once heard that the hardest thing about being a bartender is figuring out who's drunk and who's just plain old crazy. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:00 pm

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Why are so many MA members turning to the imbibing of old-fashioned spirits?

They want their extreme attitude to be blamed on the alcohol and not the psychopathy.

"We're not crazy, we're just drunk."

I once heard that the hardest thing about being a bartender is figuring out who's drunk and who's just plain old crazy.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:42 am
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	A letter delivered to the clones in case of daddy's demise... Always get what you want, fruit of my loins. IN CASE OF RESISTANCE... CULL, SKULL OR KEW! Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:42 am

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A letter delivered to the clones in case of daddy's demise...

Always get what you want, fruit of my loins.

IN CASE OF RESISTANCE... CULL, SKULL OR KEW!

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:38 am
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	Detweiler's offspring better beware. Someday, someone is going to collect on Detweiler's little Debts. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:38 am

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Detweiler's offspring better beware.

Someday, someone is going to collect on Detweiler's little Debts.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:41 am
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	In Jurassic Park, missing genetic code was substituted with that of a frog to produce dinosaurs. In the Honorverse, certain genetic code was substituted with that of a Rottweiler to produce a Detweiler. Skeptic? Read on... The Rottweiler is a breed of domestic dog, regarded as medium-to-large or large. The dogs were known in German as Rottweiler Metzgerhund, meaning Rottweil butchers' dogs, because their main use was to herd livestock and pull carts laden with butchered meat to market. Butcher Duties Butchery is a traditional line of work. In the industrialized world, slaughterhouses use butchers to slaughter the animals, performing one or a few of the steps repeatedly as specialists on a semiautomated disassembly line. The steps include stunning (rendering the animal incapacitated), exsanguination (severing the carotid or brachial arteries to facilitate blood removal), skinning (removing the hide or pelt) or scalding and dehairing (pork), evisceration (removing the viscera) and splitting (dividing the carcass in half longitudinally). After the carcasses are chilled (unless "hot-boned"), primary butchery consists of selecting carcasses, sides, or quarters from which primal cuts can be produced with the minimum of wastage; separating the primal cuts from the carcass... Bold my own. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:41 am

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In Jurassic Park, missing genetic code was substituted with that of a frog to produce dinosaurs.

In the Honorverse, certain genetic code was substituted with that of a Rottweiler to produce a Detweiler. Skeptic? Read on...

The Rottweiler is a breed of domestic dog, regarded as medium-to-large or large. The dogs were known in German as Rottweiler Metzgerhund, meaning Rottweil butchers' dogs, because their main use was to herd livestock and pull carts laden with butchered meat to market.

Butcher

Duties
Butchery is a traditional line of work. In the industrialized world, slaughterhouses use butchers to slaughter the animals, performing one or a few of the steps repeatedly as specialists on a semiautomated disassembly line. The steps include stunning (rendering the animal incapacitated), exsanguination (severing the carotid or brachial arteries to facilitate blood removal), skinning (removing the hide or pelt) or scalding and dehairing (pork), evisceration (removing the viscera) and splitting (dividing the carcass in half longitudinally).

After the carcasses are chilled (unless "hot-boned"), primary butchery consists of selecting carcasses, sides, or quarters from which primal cuts can be produced with the minimum of wastage; separating the primal cuts from the carcass...

Bold my own.

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