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by Fox2!
» Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:39 pm
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Didn't Janacek do just that, by eating his pulser? |
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by Weird Harold
» Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:18 pm
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I thought he tried to fly from a 100th floor balcony by flapping his arms. .
. . Answers! I got lots of answers! (Now if I could just find the right questions.) |
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by cthia
» Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:21 am
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That problem turned out to be self-correcting. People plummeting from a window are not trying to fly when flapping their arms. They're trying to grasp the gravity of the situation. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:00 am
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Audrey O'Hanrahan is a Malign agent who specializes in muckraking. I wonder how she was groomed before sending her off planet. Perhaps she started so much shit on Darius they decided she was ready. "Get that bitch out of here!"
She sure raked the muck out of Mesa. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:50 am
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Honor & Emily
"What were you thinking when you popped out of the junction at the Battle of Manticore?" "I remember thinking, 'I really am a bloodthirsty bitch.'" Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:40 pm
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cthia
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Psychological Warfare.
The RMN is launching probes into the Sol system. They are broadcasting round the clock clips of King Kong hypering into Tokyo and beating on his chest, then getting his ass beat by a giant salamander called Godzilla. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:24 am
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cthia
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Psychological Warfare.
Who'd a thunk Horrible Hemphill has a sense of humor? The newest iteration of GR drones has implemented a new mode that is pissing the hell out of the Sollies, but it tickles the hell out of Hemphill. It's called Peek-a-boo. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:40 am
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These new drones appear to be easy to localize, sending slobbering SLN ships screaming at their locations only to find it was a mirage. Then Peek-a-boo starts all over again.
GR drones are so stealthy that they observe the SLN by attaching themselves to their observation decks. >I don't even bother to hide anymore. We're way out of the League's League.< >One of the newer kids felt so sorry for the idiots he tried to defect. But the idiots couldn't see his surrender.< Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:48 am
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The new GR drone is so smart they are reprogramming the SL's own drones. Every time they launch one it heads for the nearest planet to chase wild geese.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:52 am
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Talk about psychological warfare. The League's drones are afraid to launch. They are tired of getting their circuits fried, because the GR drones are sneaking up behind them and yelling BOO!
>Those fuckers are shell shocked.< Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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