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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Michael Everett   » Tue Oct 24, 2017 5:42 am

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pappilon wrote:Money may not buy happiness but it sure can buy lots of happy memories.

Money may not buy happiness, but it can certainly rent it for a while.
-Paraphrased from Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett.
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:47 pm

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Money may not buy happiness, but the lack of it can certainly bring misery.
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by pappilon   » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:18 am

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I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, being rich is much better.
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Fri Oct 27, 2017 2:59 am

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Money can't buy happiness, but it sure can buy agility. It'll make a 500-lb man who suddenly wins the lottery, do a full-on cartwheel.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:03 pm

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This is a great time for crazy people. Just get an old cell phone, hold it up to your ear, and you can wander around aimlessly talking to yourself and nobody will notice.

Bad Guy With Delusions Of Grandeur: "History will judge whether I was right or wrong."

Good Guy: "I don't need history. I can see you're a nut-job right now."
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:20 pm

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War is an awful mothertrucker that doesn't wear a condom.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by pappilon   » Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:51 am

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cthia wrote:
War is an awful mothertrucker that doesn't wear a condom.


"Yes, its true, I was dead. But I'm feeling much better now."
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Fri Nov 03, 2017 5:55 am

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Bill Gates decided way back when, to call it Windows because he knew it'd eventually make you want to jump out of one.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by pappilon   » Fri Nov 03, 2017 6:39 am

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I hate having so much month left at the end of the money.
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:36 pm

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cthia wrote:Bill Gates decided way back when, to call it Windows because he knew it'd eventually make you want to jump out of one.

Actually, it makes me want to throw Billy-boy out of one…

Why does lying in bed for ten minutes in the morning feel so much better than lying there for ten minutes at night?
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