pappilon wrote: or at least an invitation for a pronouncement from on high.
Maybe there is a brand spanking new Francis Mueller in the Haven built ships coming off the line. The first being retired with due honors (being fired off into Yeltsin's Star). And following the Manticore trad it gets set on the permanent recycle list of names.
If the Mueller gets a Haven replacement, it will probably be one of the first ships off the line and be replete with a litany of bugs and gremlins which never seen to be fixed, With Manticorian technology patched into Havenite tech, with French language command consoles popping up at random.
<captain>“What just happened to port fire control?”
<tactical>“Sorry sir, it looks like someone in Hydroponics turned off that light switch again.”
<captain>“Well, have them turn it back on and recycle the radar controller. Helm - do we have starboard aft thrusters yet?”
<helm>“Yes, sir, Johnson is back in his seat and life support occupancy sensor A896786j sees him again.”
<captain>“I though Engineering fixed that?”
<helm>“No sir, they report they have not yet identified the connection between the systems, but service notes state that they did have a work around in place.”
<captain>“So why did it fail again?!”
<helm>“Johnson reports that the toilet paper tube covering the sensor had fallen off and was lying in his chair when he returned from the head.”
<captain>“Not the aft port head? <opening communications> “Captain to Damage Control – send a team prepped for zero-g to the Aft port head – someone flushed it again.”