cthia wrote:
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SPECIAL COMMUNIQUE FROM THE ADMIRALTY
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Alright. This is the time to check the gut and fess up. I became very aware of all of you die hard captured Solly junk fans and I studied and tracked your behavior across many threads and I know, I KNOW, that many of you are fanatic in your love for all things captured. Which leads me to the meaning of this emergency communique. I know that there are many of you still holding on and holding out. You simply can't let go of those captured Solly ships, those floating, hulking, mindless, spiritless pieces of junk. Therefore, I hardly believe that all of you have given up every single ghost. SO! I'll give you exactly 24 hours! That should afford you plenty moments of silence to reflect and forget. Then, remove the — stolen is such a strong word — misappropriated captured Solly ships from under your beds, closets, basements and from under your very special hand-sewn fluffy pink pillows and send them to the breakers, now! BECAUSE GODDAMMIT!...
IF ANOTHER SOB COMES IN HERE WITH SOME LAME ASS IDEA ABOUT HOW TO USE A SOLLY SD I'M GONNA BEND HIM OVER PULL DOWN HIS LITTLE PINK PANTIES TAKE ME ONE OF THOSE WORTHLESS PIECES OF JUNK AND GREASE HER UP REAL GOOD WITH SOME WD-40 STAND HER UP ON END AND SHOVE IT UP HIS CANDY ASS!"
Admiralty out!
Do you have nightmares? Do you waken in a cold sweat? Do you have to constantly check under the bed to see that there are no contributors with fresh ideas on what to do with SLN SDs lurking there? Have they become the bane of your existence, your bête noir your...? You catch my drift. In that case I have one suggestion for what to do with them:
Dig a series of giant holes, bury them with a stake through their metaphorical heart & sprinkle their graves with holy water to make sure they don't come back from the dead.
P.S. I still think my idea for using them to play Interplanetary darts was a good idea, though.