cthia wrote:My niece says that people drink beer because it is so cheap — she calls it recyclable urine.
No, people drink beer because grapes don't grow round these parts.
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by Bluesqueak » Fri Sep 08, 2017 1:58 pm | |
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No, people drink beer because grapes don't grow round these parts. |
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by noblehunter » Fri Sep 08, 2017 2:02 pm | |
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I know someone in the UK who drinks Coors Light by choice.
I don't understand why they don't poor that stuff on the grave of the horse it came out of. |
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by cthia » Fri Sep 08, 2017 8:03 pm | |
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Because not even the horse wants it back. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Fri Sep 08, 2017 8:11 pm | |
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One of my wife's good friends is Italian. She says that wine is always found on the dinner table to frighten the beer away. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:48 pm | |
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An old college joke that many Freshmen must learn...
What do you get if you mix your beer with your wine? You get exactly what you asked for. A date hugging the commode calling Ralph, instead of a date with your bed hugging Rhonda. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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