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by cthia » Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:43 pm | |
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Perhaps Harrington did have a little horse in her. She had a long stride, a long mane and had a thing for Colts.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Sat Aug 26, 2017 7:08 pm | |
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"A genie walks into a bar and lets herself out of the bottle." "These are MY three wishes... 1. Whack! Ellington! 2. Whack! Ellington! 3. Whack! Ellington!" "LOL LOL LOL LOL ..." "Wait you guys. I didn't know she's a genie." "Neither did Summervale or his employer!" Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:50 pm | |
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Was Hieronymus Stein a beer joke waiting to happen?
Perhaps he had a mug only a mother could love. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:04 am | |
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The Kingdom of Torch is a melting pot.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:13 am | |
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The planet's name is Torch and it's capital is Beacon.
That makes Torch a Beacon of light powered by slaves. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:15 am | |
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If the MAlign ever attacks Torch and the planet burns, their message will be "Out of the frying pan and into the fire."
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:33 am | |
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Did Camp Inferno have a disco?
Burn baby burn, Disco Inferno! Get a load of these lyrics. I sure know what they all listened to on the way out of the system. Surprisingly enough, Nimitz picked the selection on the juke box. Honor and Co. definitely approved. So apropos, ya know?
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:54 am | |
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Damn! His mug was so ugly even his own daughter turned on him. I guess that happened at the turn of the Renaissance. LOL Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Fri Sep 01, 2017 1:13 am | |
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Even in the Honorverse, Hell was simply an unacknowledged rumor.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Fri Sep 01, 2017 1:18 am | |
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Damn, was Weber on a roll or what?
Camp Charon is located way the Hell out in the Styx. . Last edited by cthia on Fri Sep 01, 2017 4:51 am, edited 1 time in total.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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