pappilon wrote:WLBjork wrote:SNIP
Beer needs to be a good quality Real Ale. Just...keep out of range of my sneezes after alcohol consumption.
Coffee, the nicest I have tasted so far was Jamaican Blue Mountain at Betty's Tearooms in York (well worth a visit, make sure you go into the basement area, as there is a mirror there signed by aircrews during WW2). Not cheap, but smooth yet strong.
Starbucks & Seattle's Best are just crummy excuses for drinking half a cup of sugar and milk. My sister always drinks her coffee like that:half a cup of coffee, 4 teaspoons of sugar, fill the rest with milk.
Beer and ale are really different animals rather like green and black teas. Beer yeast has a lower tolerance of temperature changes preferring 70=75degreed F. and a more neutral pH. Ale yeasts can take lower pH, preferring a more acid one and higher wider temperature range. Give me a good porter or stout any day. Except for the crap Guinness imports to the US. Americans have no taste for real Stout (or beer hence the preference for IPA)so they water it down for export.
Pardon our manners pappilon. You should have been properly welcomed to the forums and offered a beer,
err porter or stout in your case. We're probably suffering a shortage of both because of Lacoon. But I see you've found your way over to our makeshift bar and are chatting it up with the bartenders anyhow. LOL Cool!
Americans hate stout because it is too... stout. One of my friends said that it's an acquired taste but that most acquire a ditch long before they can acquire the taste.
If beer is so good then why on earth are there so many different kinds? They're desperately trying to find one that tastes worth drinking.
I must say, my first visit to Oktoberfest with a German girlfriend was daunting. I left with so many tin buttons pinned to my shirt from trying some odd looking concoction that I must have looked like the Salamander with so many medals. And I earned every single medal for tasting every sordid, streaming urine sample! I still have the medals displayed about my bar.
I didn't know they made beer from about every single thing found on earth and in every color of the rainbow. I don't care what color you paint it, colored urine simply tastes like
tainted urine.
And, German beer
has to be watered down before importing or they'd have to sell the stuff in ABC stores in the US because of the alcohol content.
And the women in Germany have arms like men from lifting the 25 lb. steins. Those aren't mugs! I have to hold them with two hands. Its like drinking out of a hand held keg.
Other than that, Oktoberfests are beer blasts
err urine blasts.