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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by saber964   » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:56 pm

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cthia wrote:
ncwolf wrote:Hey, Did you hear the conversation between two mosquitos on Torch? It seems these two mosquitos were dragging off an unfortunate soul between them. One turned to his partner and asked, "Should we eat him here or carry him back to the swamp?"
"Let's eat him here. If we carry him back, one of the big ones will take him away from us."

"Good, I seem to be listing to one side. Need to refill the storage tank under my left wing."

"Be sure to fly low enough to avoid radar, they're beginning to mistake us for UFO's."

"My big brother was responsible for a Case Zulu last week!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:


This is funny as all get out! The punch line thru me a curve. Being from the South, I love big mosquito jokes.



Yes and no on that.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by ncwolf   » Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:50 pm

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cthia wrote:
ncwolf wrote:Hey, Did you hear the conversation between two mosquitos on Torch? It seems these two mosquitos were dragging off an unfortunate soul between them. One turned to his partner and asked, "Should we eat him here or carry him back to the swamp?"
"Let's eat him here. If we carry him back, one of the big ones will take him away from us."

"Good, I seem to be listing to one side. Need to refill the storage tank under my left wing."

"Be sure to fly low enough to avoid radar, they're beginning to mistake us for UFO's."

"My big brother was responsible for a Case Zulu last week!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is funny as all get out! The punch line thru me a curve. Being from the South, I love big mosquito jokes.



Nice addition---even more so!

(Importation of even more so powder is illegal in the Star Empire of Manticore.)
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:20 am

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Pirates: Coordinates 16453/666.66

"Oh shit! That's Pavel Young's ship!"

"We're rich!"




Pirates: Coordinates 16455/777.77

"Oh shit! That's Harrington's ship!"

"Phuck that! We're outta here!"

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:27 am

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For the Tinfoil Hat Crowd :lol:

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Poker & Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:47 am

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"Nimitz! Why are your eyes rolling?!"

<Get out Honor! I'm having phone sex!>

"Phone sex? But you don't have a phone."

<Telempaths don't need phones!>

"But your transmitter is broken!"

<But my receiver ain't! Now get out!>

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Fox2!   » Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:13 pm

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pokermind wrote:For the Tinfoil Hat Crowd :lol:

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Poker & Mange



Should have cheated a bit and scooched the dog tag onto Tasmania.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Michael Everett   » Fri Apr 07, 2017 4:32 pm

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How Solarian Missiles navigate.

Or if you prefer, the musical version.

Enjoy. :twisted:
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Thu May 18, 2017 8:37 am

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If a high ranking female oficer had timely walked in on Young and short stopped the entire rape attempt right when he reached out for Honor then Young would have had to explain himself. Beginning with Dimitri.

"What have you gotten yourself into now?"

"I was just horsing around."

"It appeared to the officer you were going to try and mount her."

"You see a horse, you try and put a saddle on it."

"That horse is from Sphinx! And she ain't broken son!"

"Oh? Then I would have enjoyed the ride."

"You'd've gotten yourself thrown and ended up with a broken neck you idiot!"

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri May 19, 2017 11:44 am

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Dicey is one biiiig pussy. Methinks Dicey's eating the dog's food and the dog is too much of a pussy itself to do anything. Much blame him? That cat's in the RMN!


The treecat's missing link.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by saber964   » Sat May 20, 2017 6:24 pm

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cthia wrote:Dicey is one biiiig pussy. Methinks Dicey's eating the dog's food and the dog is too much of a pussy itself to do anything. Much blame him? That cat's in the RMN!


The treecat's missing link.



Dicey is one big kitty, IIRC he's 114 cm long plus IMHO he's a gray tabby also.
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