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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by Daryl   » Sun Dec 04, 2016 7:38 am

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The image didn't come through for me, but I know the quote. Harry Dresden is being chased by supernatural monkeys who keep throwing burning poop at him. He is carrying a box of Tibetan temple dog puppies.
Incidentally welcome back SK.
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Mon Dec 12, 2016 5:10 pm

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From the first Tremors movie:

Val: "I'm a victim of circumstance."
Earl: "Izzat what you call your pecker?"
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by cthia   » Tue Dec 20, 2016 8:06 pm

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Last Man Standing tv show...
Teenage boys were the illegal aliens of the 70's.
Hilarious... because it's true.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by cthia   » Wed Dec 28, 2016 1:55 pm

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Regarding the size of the alien ship in Independence Day Resurgent.

"The ship will touch down over the Atlantic."

"Which part?"

"All of it mam."

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by cthia   » Wed Dec 28, 2016 7:19 pm

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The Joker to Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad...

"If you weren't so crazy I'd think you were insane."

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by cthia   » Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:31 pm

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Criminal Minds. Michelle Trachtenberg's character in the episode Zugzwang...
"You see, when men cheat it's below the belt. When women cheat it's above the neck."

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Fri Jan 06, 2017 3:19 pm

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Back in the 50's Groucho Marx had a game show called You Bet Your Life. While asking a guest about herself:

Groucho: "Do you have any children?"
Guest: "Fourteen."
Groucho: "Fourteen children."
Guest: "I love my husband, Mr. Marx."
Groucho: (looks straight into the camera) "I love my cigar, too, but I take it out once in a while."

On live TV. In the 50's. Censors couldn't stop it.
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:37 pm

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James Garner on being an ex-president in My Fellow Americans:

You get out of office and nobody even cares enough about you to want to kill you. I think that's sad.
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by DDHv   » Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:50 pm

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I've concluded that it's always advisable to take ownership of those mistakes .... no excuses ..... excuses tend to lead to repeating your mistakes.

Makes sense to me
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Dumb mistakes are very irritating.
Smart mistakes go on forever
Unless you test your assumptions!
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Wed Jan 25, 2017 10:28 pm

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From Bones, Season 12 episode 1, Karen:
My married boss kept hitting on me incessantly, so I hit him. Incessantly.

Charisma Carpenter, describing her role in Veronica Mars:
I'm a bitch in a bikini.
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