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Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
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by pokermind
» Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:21 am
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Chief, "As RFC uses red shirts in the Honor Harrington series to raise money for charity this MEME from the Star Trek fandom seams appropriate:"
Mange, <Red shirt treatment the wrong Trek to health care.> Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind
 and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat."Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by Theemile
» Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:53 am
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Love it Poker - but it needs some changes [Lead Singer] Well you may ask why we stay on a planet trying to kill us, with a flawed Gene fix that dooms most of our male children for that I have but one word: [cue music] [Lead singer] Religion, religion! Religion! Religion, religion! Religion! [lead singer & PAPAS] Who, day and night, must scramble for a living, Feed his Wives and children, say his daily prayers? And who has the right, as master of the house, To have the final word at home? The Papa, the Papa! Religion. The Papa, the Papa! Religion. [Lead female singer & MAMAS] Who must know the way to make a proper home, A quiet home, a deconned home? Who must raise the family and run the home, So Papa's free to read the holy books? The Mama, the Mama! Religion! The Mama, the Mama! Religion! [SONS] At three, I started Church of Humanity Unchained school. At ten, I learned a trade. I hear they've picked some brides for me. I hope they're pretty. The son, the son! Religion! The son, the son! Religion! [DAUGHTERS] And who do the Mamas teach to mend and tend and fix, Preparing me to marry whoever Papa picks? The daughter, the daughter! Religion! The daughter, the daughter! Religion! ******
RFC said "refitting a Beowulfan SD to Manticoran standards would be just as difficult as refitting a standard SLN SD to those standards. In other words, it would be cheaper and faster to build new ships." |
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by cthia
» Sat Aug 27, 2016 9:17 am
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"Kolokoltsov, why do you always get so sick every time you hear talk of the RMN?"
"I'm lactose intolerant." "What does that have to do with anything?!" "It's that damn Harrington. She's the 'milk of human kindness.'" Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by pokermind
» Sat Aug 27, 2016 10:50 am
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Mange, <Cthia, thanks for rescuing Humor from page 2. The fat one has been drawing a MTB from Taylor Anderson's Destroyemen series:>
 Mange. CPO Poker Mind
and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat."Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by cthia
» Sun Aug 28, 2016 2:27 am
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The war is over and Honor has made it back to Sphinx. She and Nimitz goes for a visit in the brush...
"What's in that pot that smells so good?" <It's alphabet soup Honor? It isn't ready yet> "I smell the celery and the rabbit. What else it need?" <Nimitz is bringing it. Mesan B C D...> "What happened to A?" <That's in that bigger pot. Supply and demand. Top of the Line> Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Mon Aug 29, 2016 8:25 am
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"Oyster Bay sure was a success, son."
"It sure was dad. Even the Manties speak highly of it." "They do?" "Of course. Didn't you read what they're saying about it?" "What?" "Ya Whatta Strike!" " " " " And the galaxy echoes with laughter. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by ncwolf
» Tue Aug 30, 2016 12:24 pm
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"He who laughs last, laughs best." |
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by cthia
» Tue Aug 30, 2016 1:57 pm
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Absolutely. Or as the Andermani may say... Wer zuletzt lacht, lacht am besten. English equivalent: He who laughs last, laughs longest. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by Michael Everett
» Tue Aug 30, 2016 2:28 pm
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I thought it was "He who laughs last, didn't get the joke." ~~~~~~
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by cthia
» Tue Aug 30, 2016 4:28 pm
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Sometimes, he who laughs last is the joke. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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