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by cthia
» Mon Jul 25, 2016 9:10 am
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 Regarding corsets, I'm recalling something my wife's English grandmother said, "Any gal wearing a corset can hold her breath longer than any Navy Seal can ever hope to!" Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Mon Jul 25, 2016 9:54 am
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The Last Ship
"Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. Being a leader is not about being perfect. It's about weathering the storm." - Capt. Chandler Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:04 pm
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"Did you see the weapons those guys have?!"
"Relax, we're bringing a Navy ship to a gunfight." - The Last Ship Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by Imaginos1892
» Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:00 am
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From "Thor: The Dark World"
Thor: "Revelry can be as great a burden as battle." Heimdall: "Then you are doing one of them incorrectly." |
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by cthia
» Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:06 am
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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:07 am
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Why did God make women both pretty and foolish? He made them pretty so that men would love them. He made them foolish so they would love men.
- Ip Man's wife, Ip Man 3 Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by Rincewind
» Sat Jul 30, 2016 1:15 pm
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I don't know if this has been posted so here goes:
From Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
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by Hutch
» Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:07 pm
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Couldn't find it on a search, but one that has stuck with me ever since I heard it in the movie:
from The Avengers: LOKI: There are no men like me. OLD MAN: There are always men like you. ***********************************************
No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. What? Look, somebody's got to have some damn perspective around here! Boom. Sooner or later. BOOM! -LT. Cmdr. Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5 |
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by cthia
» Mon Aug 15, 2016 7:39 pm
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From the movie Tombstone that my niece finds hilarious...
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by John Prigent
» Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:57 am
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How about one from the old British TV series. The Avengers was so long ago many don't know about it. The continuing characters were John Steed and Emma Peel.
Idiot baddie: But I was in the Brigade! (meaning officer service in Her Majesty's Brigade of Guards, in other words very upper class.) John Steed: Oh really? Boys', Fire or St Johns Ambulance? (I think you USians have similar organisations.) Cheers John |
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