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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by cthia   » Wed Jan 20, 2016 11:52 pm

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What is that saying? -- There's an idiot in every group. An ignoramus in every crowd. And a complete nincompoop in every discussion.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Wed Jan 27, 2016 1:01 am

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Mel Brooks "Life Stinks"
They took everything and left us with nothing but crap, and now they're taking the crap!!

John Ringo & Julie Cochrane "Cally's War"
Never waste a perfectly good corpse if you can avoid it. You never know when you might need one.
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Wed Feb 24, 2016 2:16 am

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Elizabeth Swann, "Pirates Of The Caribbean":
You think you know pain? Try wearing a corset!
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Tue Mar 08, 2016 11:23 pm

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From the anime series "Dimension W"

"Whoa, you're a robot!"
"Oh, no, I'm not a robot. I'm, uh -- I'm really a Collector. Yeah, that's me!"
"You have antennas."
"You mean these? They're not antennas. No, these are just...hair pins. Big...hair pins."
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Mon Mar 14, 2016 8:27 pm

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Just heard a perfect definition of Daylight Saving Time:
Giving everybody jet-lag twice a year
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by DDHvi   » Wed Mar 30, 2016 5:23 pm

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Humility may bring you more respect than vanity, but it's so hard to accept that.

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Dumb mistakes are very irritating.
Smart mistakes go on forever
Unless you test your assumptions!
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by cthia   » Wed Mar 30, 2016 11:03 pm

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This is written atop a mirror in the technicians' restroom in my office...
If the same idiot is always staring at you in the mirror, then bring him to Personnel, we'll find something better for him to do.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by cthia   » Sat Apr 30, 2016 6:07 am

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From the movie Crimson Tide...
THE THREE MOST POWERFUL MEN IN THE WORLD...

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES...

THE PRESIDENT OF THE RUSSIAN REPUBLIC...

AND THE CAPTAIN OF A U.S. NUCLEAR MISSILE SUBMARINE.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by Rincewind   » Sat Jul 09, 2016 6:22 pm

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Some graffiti seen on a wall by the side of Bolton Railway Station; (yes, THAT one).

Guy Fawkes was right!
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Fri Jul 15, 2016 10:14 am

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Government agent: What should we do?

Bert Gummer: What you do best. Find something simple, and complicate it!
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