Wish me luck, and pray the wife doesn't kill me.
Sorry, you're dead...I'm not sure our prayers will help much.
Because not only are there the other stories/books, etc. like folks have been telling you but these books are eminently rereadable. My suggestion? Buy flowers, chocolate, jewelry to give frequently and hope for the best.
Meanwhile as some of the longer term forum dwellers will say, have a "virtual Old Tilman" on the house. You'll get the reference later...