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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Feb 14, 2016 5:22 pm

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In Idaho on the back of a service station sign along US 30 in a field of water rounded basalt bolders:

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sun Feb 14, 2016 7:16 pm

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pokermind wrote:In Idaho on the back of a service station sign along US 30 in a field of water rounded basalt bolders:

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Poker

Hear tell some of my friends' opinions of mother-in-laws, they are more like TERRIFIED watermelons!

Hey, petrified fear! Mother-in-laws are the Medusas of scared shi*less. You can't do it if your sphincter is scared shut.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri Feb 19, 2016 12:08 pm

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Farther than far into the future on a distant backwater planet...

"How does this cranky old b*tch keep taking our money? She's the shrewdest poker player I've ever seen."

"I think the old bat is cheating. Let's kick the haggard old b*tch's ass and get our money back."

"Better not try that, she and that cat of hers plays a hell of a game of squash, too."

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Mon Feb 22, 2016 8:11 pm

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How on Earth did Johnny's family's seed ever live to spread to the heavens?
Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.


Johnny was a spacer, but Johnny was a boob. For what he thought was a boarding site was a core-ejection tube.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sat Mar 05, 2016 11:57 am

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Kolokoltsov is such an ignoramus.
I guess the League is hoist by its own retard.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Tue Mar 08, 2016 12:38 pm

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As a Steadholder's daughter, Abigail Hearns stands in very good... stead. :idea:

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Mon Mar 14, 2016 9:54 am

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Louis R   » Mon Mar 14, 2016 12:42 pm

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:shock: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Fri Mar 18, 2016 9:32 pm

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Not really about the Honorverse, and political too, but way funny. Politicians on both sides compare opponents to Hitler:

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Mange, <Two-Legs are so weird!>

:lol: Poker
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"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:57 am

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http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/hon ... 8025340Sci Fi author Mark E. Cooper shared this pic on Face book, kida funny, and true:

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Mange, <You ought to add one of the people before and after celery.>

Nimetz after too much celery:

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By Zenzumrfy

Poker & Mange
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