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pokermind
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In Idaho on the back of a service station sign along US 30 in a field of water rounded basalt bolders:
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cthia
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Hear tell some of my friends' opinions of mother-in-laws, they are more like TERRIFIED watermelons! Hey, petrified fear! Mother-in-laws are the Medusas of scared shi*less. You can't do it if your sphincter is scared shut. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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cthia
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Farther than far into the future on a distant backwater planet...
"How does this cranky old b*tch keep taking our money? She's the shrewdest poker player I've ever seen." "I think the old bat is cheating. Let's kick the haggard old b*tch's ass and get our money back." "Better not try that, she and that cat of hers plays a hell of a game of squash, too." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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cthia
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How on Earth did Johnny's family's seed ever live to spread to the heavens?
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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cthia
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Kolokoltsov is such an ignoramus.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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cthia
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As a Steadholder's daughter, Abigail Hearns stands in very good... stead.
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pokermind
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pokermind
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Not really about the Honorverse, and political too, but way funny. Politicians on both sides compare opponents to Hitler:
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pokermind
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http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/hon ... 8025340Sci Fi author Mark E. Cooper shared this pic on Face book, kida funny, and true:
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