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Re: The 5 Most Dangerous Things You Will Hear in the Navy: | |
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by cthia » Mon Mar 14, 2016 6:27 pm | |
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We are out of WD40 and duct tape.
We are out of ammo. Your wife... ... ... another man. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by zuluwiz » Mon Mar 14, 2016 7:22 pm | |
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Um, now don't panic, but..........
we're out of coffee. |
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by drothgery » Mon Mar 14, 2016 10:32 pm | |
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Clearly they failed to consult the Evil Overlord List ...
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by Roguevictory » Wed Mar 16, 2016 12:47 am | |
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A Chief Medical officer ordering the ship to be quarantined.
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by cthia » Sun Mar 27, 2016 8:21 am | |
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Exclamatives!
"Look out!" "Uh oh!" "Get down!" "Run!" "Hard a port! "Reverse engines!" "Abandon ship!" "Eject eject eject!" "We've been painted!" "Incoming!" "Oh sh—" Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by peke » Mon Mar 28, 2016 12:23 pm | |
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Regarding DD-808... its full name was Dennis JOSEPH Buckley... so close enough!
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by saber964 » Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:38 pm | |
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When somebody says "Oops" while loading ammunition.
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by cthia » Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:44 pm | |
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There will be no rescue party. We're on our own.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:47 pm | |
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Battle stations! All hands on deck!
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:48 pm | |
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Klaxon!
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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