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by Henry Brown » Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:44 pm | |
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Feel free to chime in with shameless begging and pleading.
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by cthia » Fri Dec 25, 2015 8:44 am | |
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Perhaps it's time to break out the big guns and take a page out of RFCs very own MAlign character and introduce some nanite influence to loosen the Mad Wizards snippet inhibition. I hear that the Schnapps nanite works quite well. I guess that could induce a schnippet. Now if we could just recruit someone that is close enough to him, who is also beautifully engaging, to unknowingly deliver the Schnapps payload. We could codename her the Sharonator. Hmm? Merry Christmas Webers! Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by Henry Brown » Sat Dec 26, 2015 11:52 am | |
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Considering the time of year, maybe we should use the Eggnog nanite instead of the Schnapps version. |
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by cthia » Sat Dec 26, 2015 12:40 pm | |
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Between you and me Henry, I got the ingredients for the Schnapps version from a cutout in Old Chicago. As far as details, he ain't telling and I ain't asking. He did go on to say the problem is that nanites have to be engineered specifically for a particular subject. Even though eggnog is the season's common spirit, not everyone has acquired a taste. Yet most everyone likes Schnapps. Besides, the nanite@darius division has specifically formulated the Schnapps to induce schnippets because they are so closely related in their alliterative chemical composition... so I'm told... Eggnog => eggnippet? Schnapps => schnippet. Very effective specialized nanite. The only problem is in the delivery of the payload. Perfume bottle sprays are ineffective for this one. It has to be ingested according to at least a several drink minimum/bmi (body mass index) calculator. Which is why we need someone quite close to the subject. Who knows his bmi/alcoholic tolerance and who can distract him from the fact that she's delivering a payload. Someone higher up than I, has informed me that there's someone that may be able to make contact with her. She's been an inside sleeper (sleeping with the eminent) for awhile now. I hear she saved Honor's or some other character's butt from extinction. So she's reliable. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by jchilds » Sat Dec 26, 2015 8:10 pm | |
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I'm going to hazard a guess that hot chocolate, whiskey, a certain kind of stout beer and possibly certain wines are likely the most tempting vectors for your nanites...
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by cthia » Sun Dec 27, 2015 3:03 am | |
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Reminds me of an alcoholic's one-liner...
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by Henry Brown » Fri Jan 01, 2016 8:41 pm | |
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Darn. Didn't get one for New Year's either...
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Re: Hoping for a Christmas snippet | |
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by kzt » Sat Jan 02, 2016 12:40 am | |
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What did you do that made you worthy?
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Re: Hoping for a Christmas snippet | |
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by Henry Brown » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:36 am | |
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I was a very good boy this year. Though I admit it is only January 2nd... |
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