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Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
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by Dauntless
» Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:47 pm
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flicker in the impellers prior to butt whopping? classic
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by cthia
» Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:06 pm
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CLASSIFIED:
It has been divulged to an inheritor of this secret sect of only two people on Grayson the true schematic of the 4 meter tall statue sitting atop an 8 meter column. In the course of each year the base of the statue slowly achieves an inch of additional growth. The dimensions of the statue are based on the metric system. The secret is based on the inchworm. Honor is beginning to look at it curiously each visit. The designer himself was at the core of the boogeywoman growing in height with each Peep retelling. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Sat Oct 03, 2015 8:12 pm
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Humanity has a problem with bugs in the software.
The MAlignment has introduced software in the bugs. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Sat Oct 03, 2015 8:35 pm
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In the Honorverse, the one thing worse than hearing "your check is in the mail" is "your pizza is in the elevator."
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Sat Oct 03, 2015 8:47 pm
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Grayson is the Bible Belt. Masada is the buckle. As usual with belts, you frequently find yourself punching holes through it to make it fit.
****** * It is interesting, now that the old feud between Grayson and Masada is finally over that Masada gets the nice, safe planet and Grayson gets the heavy metals. Gives a new meaning to "To the victor goes the spoils." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by pokermind
» Sun Oct 04, 2015 7:08 am
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Chief, "Hey Mange saw this on Facebook and near died laughing:"
 Mange, <Yah, that's you you ancient Two-Leg. Did dinosaur taste like chicken?> "Pipe down you six limbed walking flea circus." Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind
 and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat."Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by cthia
» Sun Oct 04, 2015 7:15 am
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Mange, you're holding that old Old Earth food chain chart upside down.
T-Rex say "Two-legs taste like chicken... legs."  Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:40 am
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The cocky and confident Detweiler opens up with a threat and spurs Honor to swear?
 "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated." "After Nimitz shoves his claws up your ass, you, Mr. Detweiler, will suffer a-rectal disfunction." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:25 pm
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Certain members of the Keys on Grayson are visibly shaken by a particular sign of the treecats of dragging a single claw across the throat.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Thu Oct 08, 2015 8:42 am
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For proof of the Netherworld and its effects, just ask Nimitz. It was HOTASHELL on Hades - enuff to fuse words together. Burned the fur right off of Nimtz before he could shed!
Nimitz couldn't do anything but lie around and cuss... <W-T-F W-T-F-W-T-F-W-T-F-W-T-F-W-T-F-W-T-F-W-T-F> Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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