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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Weird Harold   » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:05 pm

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cthia wrote:First treecat law demanded...
<According to AB273 we have the right to bear claws!
Any objections, talk to the hands!!>

http://www.examiner.com/article/do-cats ... california


This just in:

Peak Bears object strenuously to 'cats bearing Bear Claws. :D

In other news, Bakers applaud 'cats right to pastry.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:34 pm

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After being asked by Protector Benjamin how they keep the Masadans so well mannered and cooperative, the Manty soldiers replied...

Oh, we just keep threatening to send plenty of infected treecats to Masada after constantly playing Nimitz' attack on the Brotherhood. We told them Nimitz' was infected with cat scratch fever.

Seems to work every time.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:54 pm

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pokermind wrote:Chief, "What will the League have when a POed Honor Harrington gets through with them?"

Mange, <I give what?>

"Taunting. IE:"

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Didn't ya hear - a fart in the wind is just DDT (DiddyDoThat?) to mosquitoes.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:59 pm

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Just in...
A streak boat has been discovered to simply be a specialized freighter - only hauling ass!

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by bunyipbelle   » Fri Sep 18, 2015 4:37 am

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Ahoy there!It's talk like a pirate day tomorrow. In honor of this special day here are some pirate jokes. :)
Q. What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
A. Shiver me timbers!
Q. What did the 86 year old pirate get for his birthday?
A. Arrrrrthitis!
Q. What do you call a stupid pirate?
A. The pillage idiot!
Q. What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zucchini?
A. A Squashbuckler!!! :)
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri Sep 18, 2015 8:44 am

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bunyipbelle wrote:Ahoy there!It's talk like a pirate day tomorrow. In honor of this special day here are some pirate jokes. :)
Q. What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
A. Shiver me timbers!
Q. What did the 86 year old pirate get for his birthday?
A. Arrrrrthitis!
Q. What do you call a stupid pirate?
A. The pillage idiot!
Q. What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zucchini?
A. A Squashbuckler!!! :)

Hilarious! Especially since I always thought that "shiver me timbers' was sadly missing from Honorverse pirate speak.

Funny post.


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What do you give a pirate that has everything?
Something you've stolen from him.

What is a pirate during the off-season?
A Jack of all trades.

Why aren't women allowed on pirate ships?
Pirates are already cursed.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:20 pm

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cthia wrote:
bunyipbelle wrote:Ahoy there!It's talk like a pirate day tomorrow. In honor of this special day here are some pirate jokes. :)
Q. What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
A. Shiver me timbers!
Q. What did the 86 year old pirate get for his birthday?
A. Arrrrrthitis!
Q. What do you call a stupid pirate?
A. The pillage idiot!
Q. What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zucchini?
A. A Squashbuckler!!! :)

Hilarious! Especially since I always thought that "shiver me timbers' was sadly missing from Honorverse pirate speak.

Funny post.


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What do you give a pirate that has everything?
Something you've stolen from him.

What is a pirate during the off-season?
A Jack of all trades.

Why aren't women allowed on pirate ships?
Pirates are already cursed.


Thar be no Shiver me timbers in the Honorverse since wooden space ships went out of style, arrr!

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sun Sep 20, 2015 12:08 am

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Just in...

It has been determined that the reason Nimitz was able to somersault so high from Brotherhood to Brotherhood is because treecats have a serious case of athletes' feet.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by saber964   » Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:48 am

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cthia wrote:Just in...

It has been determined that the reason Nimitz was able to somersault so high from Brotherhood to Brotherhood is because treecats have a serious case of athletes' feet.
actually Nimitz was light on his feet. Due to lighter gravity.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sun Sep 20, 2015 12:53 pm

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saber964 wrote:
cthia wrote:
Just in...

It has been determined that the reason Nimitz was able to somersault so high from Brotherhood to Brotherhood is because treecats have a serious case of athletes' feet.
actually Nimitz was light on his feet. Due to lighter gravity.

Brilliant saber! Athletes' feet in lighter gravity. Able to seemingly pole-cat vault from victim to victim - places them head & shoulders above the rest.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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